Category Archives: B Movie Haiku Reviews

So get this; there are beings that live in the water. Friendly beings. Beings who were once good friends with humans. Then, probably distracted by the release of a new iPhone, humanity fell out of touch with these beings. Sad … Continue reading →

Tragedy brought former MMA fighter Wes Baylor (Scott Adkins) to Thailand. Now he fights Rambo 3 style for small purses in order to do just enough to stay off the radar and away from the horrible memories. Only the lure … Continue reading →

Guilty of Romance popped up in one of those ‘If you like this you might also like…’ lists. A quick look at metacritic suggested it might be more than a hack job, so I was convinced to check it out. … Continue reading →

Violet and Daisy are young fresh faced female assassins don’cha know/ They wear nun’s outfits on one job, and dress like slutty schoolgirls on another. I kept expecting the film to change to manga at any second, and wouldn’t have … Continue reading →

This edition is deserving of scorn and derision. Even if the film itself exists in a possibly credible genre, providing at least the possibility of a decent film, the filmmakers ignored this fact in favour of churning out something quick … Continue reading →

For some strange reason we have had a glut of films featuring mischievous body parts with their own agendas – or at least body related parts. Are any of them inspired? No. Are any of them at least touched by … Continue reading →