Monthly Archives: June 2016

Dead Snow 2: Red vs Dead (Review)

If the first film taught us anything, it is that Nazi zombies covet their gold. Also, young lads in basements across the globe watched the Evil Dead films… The plot is only there to get us to the next dismemberment … Continue reading

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Lake Placid 2 (Review)

We’ve been over this again and again. If you want to green light a sequel that has no plans beyond replicating the first film, there are some very basic requirements. At least aim to provide some: Laughs Gasps Memorable characters … Continue reading

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Dead Man (Review)

When Bill Blake (Johnny Depp) alights from the train after a lengthy journey that takes him to the dusty backwater of Machine, he thinks he is arriving to commence a new job. What he doesn’t think, is that he will … Continue reading

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100 Bloody Acres (Review)

Reg and Lindsay Morgan are pillars of the small town of Yandoit. As small business owners they supply fertilisers and organic material to local farmers and gardeners. Their own vegetable produce – abetted by their own natural accelerants – are … Continue reading

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3:10 to Yuma (Review)

Dan (Christian Bale) is a rancher facing the loss of his ranch, which might just make him an ‘er. His Civil War heroics mean nothing now, and the bank has informed him that unless he makes a payment on his … Continue reading

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Navy Seals (Review)

The Navy Seals are the U.S. Government’s Mr Fix-Its. A group of highly trained, extremely tough super soldiers who are given the tasks when the usual blokes aren’t up to it. They take risks. They go hard. They don’t always … Continue reading

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The Nice Guys (Review)

After the spectacular death of a porn star everyone is looking for Amelia. They all have their motivations for doing so and their plans for what they will do once they find her Initially reluctant peers Jackson Healy (Russell Crowe) … Continue reading

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St. Vincent (Review)

When Vin’s (Bill Murray) life got too hard he stopped pushing up hill and started pushing back. Rather than hope for the future, Vin lives only in the ‘now’. Instant gratification comes from drinking, hookers and gambling, and from telling … Continue reading

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The Rocker (Review)

A quick and nasty – yet accurate – review might simply say; “See School of Rock“. A cruel twist of fate saw earnest garage drummer Fish (Rainn Wilson) unceremoniously dumped from glam rock group Vesuvius just as they began the … Continue reading

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Moon 44 (Review)

Michael Pare FTW! It is 2038. The earth is seemingly doomed. This has lead to humanity being spread through the galaxy. With no clear boundaries separating nations any longer, large corporations have taken charge #bless , with various planets and … Continue reading

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