Monthly Archives: April 2012

8 Legged Freaks (Review)

Posted on April 30, 2012 by OGR

Despite the fact that David Arquette is the quote-unquote ‘star’ of this – or any – film and that his name appears before the main title, 8 Legged Freaks is a fairly entertaining albeit instantly forgettable giant creep-crawly romp. In … Continue reading →

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12 Movie titles that were ‘accidentally’ honest.

Posted on April 28, 2012 by OGR

What’s in a title? Usually nothing, Tower Heist, The Smurfs, Puss in Boots, I could go on. In reality the movie has sweet FA importance once you’ve bought your ticket, after that it’s all about the content. The poster and … Continue reading →

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The Divide (Review)

Posted on April 27, 2012 by OGR

Here is some undeniable proof in de-evolution. Both in terms of human beings and cinema. In your stock standard, straight off the shelf post-apocalyptic environment a small group of survivors huddle in the basement of their apartment building alongside Micky … Continue reading →

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The Innkeepers (Review)

Posted on April 27, 2012 by OGR

House of the Devil was an 80 minute build up followed by crushing disappointment, like a virgin who has saved his pennies and after an hour in the waiting room finds he has arrived at an S&M club to have … Continue reading →

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Appaloosa (Review)

Posted on April 26, 2012 by OGR

They don’t make Westerns like they used to… and by that I mean they just don’t make many Westerns period these days. Rotten Tomatoes lists only 33 Westerns in the dubbos with enough reviews to get a rating, and basically … Continue reading →

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Malcolm (Review)

Posted on April 25, 2012 by OGR

First off we’d like to thank Tarpaulin for the recommendation. Hadn’t thought of this film for a loooong time… Malcolm (Colin Friels) is a toddler both emotionally and from a mental maturity standpoint. In one scene he is gifted a … Continue reading →

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Osmosis Jones (Review)

Posted on April 24, 2012 by OGR

Live action and animated combos. There are a few films over the years that have tried to blend the two genres together with varying degrees of success. Who Framed Roger Rabbit was a landmark, Space Jam introduced a generation of … Continue reading →

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The Quick and the Dead (Review)

Posted on April 23, 2012 by OGR

The town of Redemption is quite the kooky place, especially come the annual Quick Draw competition, which pits the fastest guns in the area against each other with the lure of big cash prizes. Everyone in the story has a … Continue reading →

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B Movie Haiku Reviews: The Video Game adaptations. DOA / In the name of the King / Tekken

Posted on April 21, 2012 by OGR

Bit bored with shlock lately, felt like checking out some all new schlock populated with characters from video games. You can’t go wrong with video game adaptations right? Right??? Ight… Ight… Wow is there an echo in here? Well as … Continue reading →

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Wrath of the Titans (Review)

Posted on April 21, 2012 by OGR

It’s been a mere three years since Avatar introduced Sam Worthington to us. Formerly there was little chance of anyone but his Mum picking him out of a lineup of boy band members and sit-com actors. Since then it seems … Continue reading →

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