Monthly Archives: May 2009

Deep Rising (Review)

Posted on May 31, 2009 by OGR

This movie redefines underwhelming, I hated this film. Before I watched it I thought that it had all the hallmarks of a good B monster movie, within minutes I realized that there was no chance I was discovering a new … Continue reading →

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Red Rock West (Review)

Posted on May 31, 2009 by OGR

Love him or hate him (and since he named his kid after Superman he’s dropped a peg in my book), Nicolas Cage at least takes chances with his films. Sometimes this is disastrous and sometimes worthwhile, and realistically he hasn’t … Continue reading →

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The Woods (Review)

Posted on May 28, 2009 by OGR

The internet does so many good things that I feel guilty bagging it. This year alone the AFL Dream Team introduced new wrinkles on the head to head and around the grounds stat updates, I can check the release dates … Continue reading →

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Dead and Buried (Review)

Posted on May 28, 2009 by OGR

Neither an unappreciated masterpiece nor a forgotten gem, Dead and Buried is simply a pretty respectable old horror movie from 1981. The movie is less a plot than a figure-it-out. Early scenes have many visitors to the small town of … Continue reading →

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Lesbian Vampire Killers (Review)

Posted on May 25, 2009 by OGR

I’ll leave all the “for a vampire movie this sure does suck” jokes to the pros. When you name your movie “Lesbian Vampire Killers” the only thing you can be certain of is that you have a 1% chance of … Continue reading →

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X-Men Origins – Wolverine (Review)

Posted on May 25, 2009 by OGR

Tired of unoriginal and increasingly yawnworthy horror flicks of late, I turned to mainstream Hollywood for something fresh and original. When have they steered me wrong? What’s this then, my local cinema is showing a new film regarding a character … Continue reading →

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Darkness Falls (Review)

Posted on May 23, 2009 by OGR

Jeez I watch a lot of crap horror movies. I wish there was a wise old horror-movie fairy, who I could go to for guidance: OGR – “Horror-Fairy, should I even bother watching “House of the Dead”? Is it bad-good … Continue reading →

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Below (Review)

Posted on May 23, 2009 by OGR

I was handed a copy of this by a mate and told “Just watch it.”, so I did. I knew nothing about this film prior to watching it aside from the title on a nondescript DVD surface. The plot is … Continue reading →

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Kundun (Review)

Posted on May 23, 2009 by OGR

  OK. Lately I’ve watched nothing but horror movies and silly comedies so I thought I would broaden my horizons somewhat and grab a more serious film and perhaps try to learn something for a change. I’ve now done that … Continue reading →

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Anchorman (Review)

Posted on May 23, 2009 by OGR

Note made prior to watching this film. I saw this a few years ago and hated it, here is take 2. Just finished watching it again. Initial impression? Well, it still sucks balls. Will Ferrell has made an ill-deserved career … Continue reading →

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