Category Archives: The 7th Level of Suck

The worst of the worst. If this counts among your faves then we sir/madam can no longer be internet amigos.

Four Rooms (Review)

Posted on February 9, 2015 by OGR

  One would think that New Year’s Eve might not be the ideal first day on the job, especially in a hotel chock full of zany characters. Nonetheless that is what confronts Ted the bellhop (Tim Roth) at his new … Continue reading →

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Booty Call (Review)

Posted on December 31, 2014 by OGR

Let me start by saying when you hate the nice guy in a movie about broad cartoonish characters, you’re off to a rough start. The ‘nice’ guy here is Rushon, who seems the kind if guy to stay on the … Continue reading →

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Jack Frost & Jack Frost 2: (& kiddie Jack Frost) Reviews

Posted on December 25, 2014 by OGR

For all of those among us who live in perpetual fear that the snowman in your yard will come to life to horrify and paralyse us with fear, here is not one but two films that prove beyond reasonable doubt … Continue reading →

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Nothing Left to Fear (Review)

Posted on October 23, 2014 by OGR

So the story goes that guitarist Slash from Guns N Roses fame likes watching horror movies so much he decided to produce one. Nothing Left to Fear is the result, and if this is a genuine reflection of Slash’s preferences, … Continue reading →

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The Deep Sea Death Quintology: Deep Rising / Sphere / Deep-Star Six / Virus / Leviathan

Posted on July 19, 2014 by OGR

Hollywood is a copycat industry. If a film finds an audience and makes money there is every chance that studios will try to jump on the bandwagon so that they can milk the (cash) cow for all it is worth. … Continue reading →

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The Protector 2 (Review)

Posted on July 18, 2014 by OGR

Episode 4 in a series of films that shows the folly of taking things off Tony Jaa. In Ong Bak it was sacred religious artefacts. In The Protector it was an elephant. In The Protector 2 it is our willingness … Continue reading →

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Hollow Man & Hollow Man 2 – Reviewing the ‘See-Through’ Two

Posted on June 14, 2014 by OGR

Hollow Man: Noun = Someone who is invisible. But apparently The Invisible Man is boring, played out, passé… Hollow Man Here is a film that is largely set in a scientific facility, but you would be hard pressed to find … Continue reading →

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Protest Review – Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues

Posted on April 12, 2014 by OGR

So a certain wife says “Oh come on. We never watch anything together…” That was two nights ago. Not coincidentally the same night that I solemnly vowed to eat better, to exercise more, to take whatever supplements that I can find. … Continue reading →

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Troll 2 (Review)

Posted on April 1, 2014 by OGR

There are films that have gone down as unintentionally hilarious examples of rank amateurism. The subjects for drinking games and the punch lines for bad jokes. One of the most notable of these is Troll 2, an 80s shocker that … Continue reading →

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Revenge of the Ninja (Review)

Posted on March 31, 2014 by OGR

In ancient Japan. The 1970s. Ninjas came to kill his family. They succeed. Ninjas shouldn’t hang around after killing his family. Especially ninjas who make zero attempt to blend in. Also ninjas who seem very bad at the stealth and … Continue reading →

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