Monthly Archives: November 2010

Kyonyu Dragon AKA The Big Tits Zombie (Review)

Posted on November 17, 2010 by OGR

Finally a Zombie movie that us blokes can enjoy!! Perhaps the weirdest thing about the new Japanese movie Kyonyu Dragon AKA Big Tits Zombie is the absence of weirdness, at least when compared to the lunacy of – what I … Continue reading →

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Taken (Review)

Posted on November 16, 2010 by OGR

Check this out as a recipe for an awesome action flick. Brian loves his jailbait daughter. Someone takes his jailbait daughter and puts her in great danger. Brian fucks them all up. Awesome right? Liam Neeson is Brian, a recently … Continue reading →

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The Blob 1988 (Review)

Posted on November 15, 2010 by OGR

Dodgy poster. Here is the classic example of a film taking the most basic of formula but doing it so well that it creates a minor classic. Aside from a catchy alluring title The Blob is merely a device that … Continue reading →

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Twilight – A protest review

Posted on November 14, 2010 by OGR

First some backstory – My work requires me to head out of town every few months for a couple days, on the night away I generally stay at my Sister and Brother In Law’s for the evening and let my … Continue reading →

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The Bunker (Review)

Posted on November 13, 2010 by OGR

This request came from a mysterious man known only as Alphabe, he is either a supervillian in training – or maybe French. In any case he has much to answer for. You know when someone breathlessly announces “I’ve got a … Continue reading →

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B-Movie Haiku Reviews – Dark Star / Coffy / Foxy Brown / Lake Placid 3

Posted on November 13, 2010 by OGR

Check here for the drill, let’s get into the 17 syllable version of some of the crap I watched recently! Dark Star Before John Carpenter started prefacing his films with “John Carpenter’s Something from Somewhere”, he was a creepy looking … Continue reading →

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Machete (Review)

Posted on November 12, 2010 by OGR

More than anything else it is important to understand that Machete is a film made by Robert Rodriguez. It is now 15 years since he first gained notoriety through Desperado, a film about a lone Mexican fighting against injustice and … Continue reading →

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The Horseman (Review)

Posted on November 11, 2010 by OGR

Getting the obvious out of the way The Horseman has nothing to do with horses or the men who ride them. I cannot fathom what the title has to do with anything to be honest. If anyone can help me … Continue reading →

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The Terminator (Review)

Posted on November 9, 2010 by OGR

It’s hard to believe that the original Terminator film was James Cameron’s first big budget Hollywood effort, well unless you count Piranha 2: The Spawning. As I do. While hundreds of 80s films now gather dust in cupboards and shelves … Continue reading →

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Pin (Review)

Posted on November 8, 2010 by OGR

Pin is half a weirdly interesting film and half a predictable and boring one; so I’ll spend a bit of time on the first weird half and gloss over the sucky last hour. Two young children Leon and Ursula live … Continue reading →

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