Category Archives: Crappy Movies

The Colony (Review)

Posted on November 3, 2016 by OGR

GLOBAL VIRUS!! Those that survived wisely sought to isolate themselves. The possibility of contagion is simply too devastating. These small colonies are separated by distance and harsh inhospitable environment. Within the colonies a small sniff raises eyebrows. A coughing fit … Continue reading →

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Gunmen (Review)

Posted on October 31, 2016 by OGR

Back in the days where Christopher Lambert was a thing and Mario Van Peebles was more than a computer game character’s name. … A couple is gunned down in cold blood. Simultaneously a young girl is made orphan and a … Continue reading →

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The Purge: Election Year (Review)

Posted on October 28, 2016 by OGR

It’s frankly terrifying to me how plausible the heinous scenario proposed by The Purge trilogy of awfulness becomes with each passing mass shooting. When The Running Man was made in the 80s it was dystopian science fiction, now this looks … Continue reading →

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Kill Me Three Times (Review)

Posted on October 27, 2016 by OGR

There is much activity taking place in a small Australian town. Nathan the dentist is conspiring with Liz the receptionist to pull off a plan involving insurance fraud and Alice the patient. Sorry Alice. The receptionist’s husband Jack is in … Continue reading →

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Perfect Stranger (Review)

Posted on October 18, 2016 by OGR

They could churn one of these whodunnit films in a week, and it looks like the makers of Perfect Stranger did exactly that. They probably could have taken the weekend off too… Bruce Willis doesn’t seem to open his eyes … Continue reading →

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Money Monster (Review)

Posted on October 14, 2016 by OGR

Lee Gates (George Clooney) is a slick and vacuous high profile TV host, with his daily financial markets show being more about glitz and frivolity than a serious analysis of solid investment opportunities. But some are taken in by the … Continue reading →

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Catwoman (Review)

Posted on October 11, 2016 by OGR

Oh Catwoman… … Allegedly frumpy but clearly hot Patience Phillips (Halle Berry) worries that she will never get a man. But she has all the stereotypes! She has the sassy best girlfriend and the flamboyant best gay friend. Then everything … Continue reading →

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Body Parts (Review)

Posted on October 10, 2016 by OGR

Transplants with unexpected consequences on film rarely go well; Heart Condition, Idle Hands and assorted schlock like Re-Animator and Franken-Hooker have proven that time and time again. Body Parts assumes that even the less influential body parts, legs, arms and … Continue reading →

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Curve (Review)

Posted on October 6, 2016 by OGR

With two weeks remaining until her wedding young Mallory decides to take a long journey across country in her fiancée’s SUV. And if we can believe that we can surely believe that she can break down in the middle of … Continue reading →

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Dust Devil (Review)

Posted on September 26, 2016 by OGR

He roams the orange-red African roads, inhabiting bodies and harvesting souls. He dresses like a gunslinger and wields weapons that he uses with ruthless efficiency, leaving grisly scenes in his wake. His actions are cold but calculated, performed with painstaking … Continue reading →

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