Category Archives: The 7th Level of Suck

When his wife suicides respected psychiatrist David Calloway (Robert de Niro) takes his young daughter Emily (Dakota Fanning) far away from the New York pressure cooker environment, to a large house in the middle of nowhere. This new home is … Continue reading →

How often do you regret a movie choice before the opening credits have arrived? No bolt of lightning could possibly give life to this atrocious collection of random chunks of ill fitting parts and recycled brainless ideas. Apparently if one … Continue reading →

There is a recurring scene in The Replacements where the striking group of football players – they seem to move around en masse to run into the new guys – taunt the Replacements, the ring-ins, the ‘scabs’ for taking their … Continue reading →

If Frank was an uber driver I would give him a poor rating; a nice car but a forgettable and too often dull ride. I find it hard to believe that Jason Statham turned this down. He doesn’t seem to … Continue reading →

Some twenty years ago a tragedy befell a school play. Now, just two decades later, this film arrives to inflict pain upon cinema goers the world over. The new horror begins with the decision to restate the doomed play to … Continue reading →

Cheap Thrills picks at its one note premise until it bleeds, meaning punters who enjoy sloppy execution and being bludgeoned to death without ever being asked to think can rejoice. A seemingly beige young citizen runs into a former schoolmate … Continue reading →

So it has come to this; it is Halloween, and a family full of absolute morons has no idea that the guy who looks like a monster isn’t wearing a mask and costume, but is in fact Satan. Possibly understandable, … Continue reading →

If Muck is to be believed – and I sincerely hope it is – absolutely nothing can get in the way of a scantily clad young woman and a mirror these days. On no less than five occasions in this … Continue reading →

Oh wow. This is bad, with the atrocious dub being only the first of a huge number of sins. Some French kid had his parents murdered on the very night of the 1986 Halley’s Comet visit. A decade later another … Continue reading →