Army of Frankensteins (Review)

aof1How often do you regret a movie choice before the opening credits have arrived?

No bolt of lightning could possibly give life to this atrocious collection of random chunks of ill fitting parts and recycled brainless ideas.

Apparently if one Frankenstein is good, then an entire army of cloned Frankensteins is better. If that isn’t enough – and let’s be real it’s already an over-reach – this undead army is sent back in time to take sides in the American civil war, with a bunch of modern day over-actors in tow, perhaps to make the grunting zombies look better by comparison.
Which answers the question no one has ever asked; how to make a shoddy civil war reenactment replete with $4 fake moustaches even less interesting?

After seventy mindless minutes of pain and suffering, the tired plot takes an unwelcome turn, dragging the carcass of the film, as well as my hopes and dreams, to Washington where it attempts to reinterpret the Lincoln assassination. Apologies for the purists who resent the spoilers…

Improved technology has meant even the least funded and ill equipped can make their own dreams come to life on film from the comfort of their own lounge room. I fail to see how that proving you can do the same with less remains admirable, when you only seek to replicate worthless trash.

Final Rating – 4 / 10. Can’t wait for the sequel, Frankenstein Beach Party…

About OGR

While I try to throw a joke or two into proceedings when I can all of the opinions presented in my reviews are genuine. I don't expect that all will agree with my thoughts at all times nor would it be any fun if you did, so don't be shy in telling me where you think I went wrong... and hopefully if you think I got it right for once. Don't be shy, half the fun is in the conversation after the movie.
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1 Response to Army of Frankensteins (Review)

  1. So, you’re saying you liked it? Haha!
    Seriously, thanks for taking the time to watch and review our movie.

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