Category Archives: Movie Marathons

Predator Trilogy Review

The following reviews were actually completed over the period between 2010 and 2012, which might explain things if I make the same points or (alleged) jokes. It might also be my excuse for any references to days gone by and … Continue reading

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Alien Quadrilogy Review

The following reviews were actually completed over an eighteen month period in 2010 and 2011, which might explain things if I make the same points or (alleged) jokes. Alien The tag went “In space no-one can here you scream”, however … Continue reading

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The Feast Trilogy Review

Some guys won an award on a TV reality show about aspiring filmmakers. They turned the opportunity into not one, not two, but three movies about monsters. Reality TV, discovering talented, gifted individuals since… well it’s never really happened yet. … Continue reading

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The Friday Trilogy Review: Friday, Next Friday, Friday After Next

Before Ice Cube decided to appear in mediocre action films (XXX 2) and mediocre family entertainment (Are we there yet?) he co-wrote a mediocre comedy that inexplicably spun out to a trilogy of urban inanity. Here’s why. Or more succinctly, … Continue reading

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Ginger Snaps / Ginger Snaps Unleashed / Ginger Snaps Back Trilogy Review

If Twilight is a vampiric romance for impressionable teens and The Hunger Games an action adventure for impressionable teens, then Ginger Snaps is a werewolf horror film for impressionable teens – only it had the misfortune to be released a … Continue reading

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Wrong Turn 5: Bloodlines (Review)

Wrong Turn 4 was released direct to DVD in Australia in May of this year. Upon seeing the series on the shelves at my local store I used the opportunity to justify a mini Wrong Turn marathon, and over the … Continue reading

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The Chucky / Child’s Play series marathon (Review)

So let’s get this straight. Child’s Play is about a kid’s toy that comes to life and kills people? Really? They made a movie about this? Like a real honest to goodness, 80 minute long, cinema released motion picture? Fi… … Continue reading

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Wrong Turn Quadrilogy Review

Wrong Turn inhabits that lonely region in the DVD shop, films that you are nearly positive that you have seen but can’t be sure. The DVD back cover sure sounds familiar, but even when pressed you can’t bring up a … Continue reading

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XXX & XXX: State of the Union (Review)

It seems the world of shady terrorists and evil psychotics has changed over the years. No longer do they pivot on a moving chair while stroking a cat or look menacingly over a martini glass summing up their enemy. Yep … Continue reading

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Teen Wolf & Teen Wolf Too (Review)

Why can’t I simply leave well enough alone? Teen Wolf was just another 80s movie that I didn’t catch at the time and have never bothered chasing up since. Until now. And boy do I regret it. Let me just … Continue reading

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