The Lorax (Review)

Starring Cocoon’s own Wilford Brimley…

The Lorax is as adequate as it needs to be. And nothing more.

That could be taken as a swipe – and it kinda is – but despite all the overt reasons as to why it should be deserving of criticism The Lorax still manages to entertain, which I guess is the reason we go to the movies in the first place isn’t it?

Thneedville is seemingly the perfect city. Clean, brightly coloured, sterile and processed to extract any semblance of true individuality. Everyone is nonetheless perpetually pleased – or at least they appear to be – especially O’Hare, the diminutive Big Business CEO who generously supplies the city with air. At a cost of course.

You see Thneedville has no trees available to create a breathable atmosphere, a worthwhile outcome justified by those tired of raking up leaves, but lamented by those old enough to recall that trees were a bit of alright.

As with every act ever committed by man, Ted is inspired by lust to bring trees back to Thneedville. It seems that Audrey, the object of his teen desire, has taken a liking to the concept of real trees over plastic or inflatable versions. So after some guidance from Grandma Ted heads off beyond the city boundaries to meet the Onceler, who may have celebrity parents given his stupid name. The Onceler may or may not have the information required to reforest Thneedville.

If this gets Ted somewhere with Audrey I guess that’s a bonus…

The Onceler tells Ted of the days before Thneedville, when the area was lushly forested and filled with unbelievable adorably cute and fuzzy creatures. Creatures that sing, dance and hum at the drop of a hat.

Unfortunately the Onceler also tells the regretful tale that lead to the deforesting and de-crittering of the same region, all of which paved the way for Thneedville. This despite the loud and forceful protestations of the Lorax, a moustachioed orange being who acts as the moral compass for the environment while the Onceler gets to destroying all around him.

The Lorax is bright and vibrant, interspersed with numerous songs and of course filled with a cast of the famous and ‘so hot right now’. While it relays a pro-environment message so clumsy it would be stored in styrofoam if that weren’t so abhorrent to greenies, the target audience of this flick is under 10, and having one of that same demographic in my home I can say that sometimes blunt is all they understand.

For adults is harmless throwaway fare made by experts in the genre. The director having made Despicable Me a surprisingly watchable effort only a couple of years ago, despite the lead being an anti-hero and the most notable characters incomprehensible overall-wearing tennis ball creatures. And if you think that a man who made those very same Spaldings so likable cannot do the same with fuzzy singing forest creatures including bears, fish and ducks, then you have no idea.0

Final Rating – 7 / 10. The Lorax takes a great Dr Seuss bedtime story and pads it to a 90 minute pro-green message, filled with bright distracting colours and unthreatening Hollywood names. Somehow that isn’t a bad thing at all, as a parent though it just might be a little saccharine the 33rd time around.

About OGR

While I try to throw a joke or two into proceedings when I can all of the opinions presented in my reviews are genuine. I don't expect that all will agree with my thoughts at all times nor would it be any fun if you did, so don't be shy in telling me where you think I went wrong... and hopefully if you think I got it right for once. Don't be shy, half the fun is in the conversation after the movie.
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