The Ninth Gate (Review)

Seems so damn... literal.

Seems so damn… literal.

Corso (Johnny Depp) is an opportunistic and unscrupulous dark literature expert, valuing and sourcing unique and rare items for other collectors and himself.

It is when he is commissioned by Balkan (Frank Langella) to find not one, but four, editions of a kind of satanic bible, that he is hurtled into a dark, macabre, and immaculately furnished, world. It is rumoured that the one true book contains hidden clues that unlock the darkest secrets known to man. Including possibly the one true location of Where’s Waldo?

As Corso saunters casually across continents, meeting well mannered men and women who all talk politely and articulately, the sense of mystery and promise of Big Things brings anticipation.

Unfortunately the promise cannot be fulfilled. Despite strange book owners, strange women and strange strangers, there is only one ‘whaaatt?’ moment in the first two thirds of the film and the finale is also an overwrought fizzer.

You hang in because the theme screams ‘satan!’, and we all know the big red guy gets all the interesting action, but The Ninth Gate is the equivalent of a long long walk through the empty halls of an art gallery, to watch someone sit on a whoopie cushion.

Final Rating – 5.5 / 10. Another case of the film about the (guy who is after the) book is better.

About OGR

While I try to throw a joke or two into proceedings when I can all of the opinions presented in my reviews are genuine. I don't expect that all will agree with my thoughts at all times nor would it be any fun if you did, so don't be shy in telling me where you think I went wrong... and hopefully if you think I got it right for once. Don't be shy, half the fun is in the conversation after the movie.
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