EVERY SINGLE OGR FILM RATING
(Current to 31st January 2017)
Nearly 8 years, over 2,100 movies rated and counting… and here they all are for your dismissal.
It makes more sense to start with the cream before we drill down into the muddy depths, but just know if you can’t find some value in the top half of this list then you may be better served seeking the opinions of others beside myself.
By the way I am not hyperlinking the titles (that would take me months). But rest assured all of these films are reviewed on the site.
Might I suggest the ‘search’ on the right of screen>> ?
Cheers,
OGR
10/10 “Watching these films somehow made my life better.”
The Blues Brothers
Drunken Master 2
The Empire Strikes Back
Pulp Fiction
Terminator 2: Judgment Day
Tremors
9.5/10 “Absolutely lurrrrrve your work Sir (or Madam).”
Simply put, these are my favourite movies and I would rate each one of them as masterpieces in their respective genres. The films that leave you with a pleasant buzz for hours, even days after the first viewing.
Aliens
Armor of God
Coming to America
The Dark Knight
The Descent
Evil Dead 3: Army of Darkness
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Major League
Oldboy
Star Wars
Toy Story 2
True Lies
Who Am I?
9.0/10 – “It’ll be hard for you to top this one.”
An instant “add” to my Blu-Ray collection, a 9.0 will be watched many times.
Batman Begins
Black Rain
Blood Diamond
Children of Men
The Crow
Danny the Dog: Unleashed
Dawn of the Dead 2004
Deep Cover
The Descent
Dragons Forever
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn
The Exorcist
The Fifth Element
Finding Nemo
Fist of Legend
Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai
Gone Baby, Gone
Groundhog Day
Guardians of the Galaxy
Hot Fuzz
Ice Age
The Incredibles
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
Kiss of the Dragon
Looper
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Mad Max: Fury Road
Monsters Inc
Police Story 2
The Professional
The Prophecy
Red Heat
The Ref
Reservoir Dogs
The Ring
Rumble in the Bronx
Session 9
Se7en
The Silence of the Lambs
The Sixth Sense
Three Kings
Toy Story
Up
Wheels on Meals
Zoolander
8.5/10 – “Look you can’t go wrong here.”
Greatness doesn’t mean absolute perfection. An 8.5 rating means I will introduce this film into conversations where we aren’t even discussing films, and urge those that share my tastes to seek this out.
The Adventures of Tintin
Armor of God 2: Operation Condor
Avatar
Back to the Future
Back to the Future 2
Being John Malkovich
Beverly Hills Cop
Big
Blackhawk Down
Blade Runner
Blade 2
Bowfinger
Brave
Brother
Chef
The Constant Gardener
Do the Right Thing
Evil Dead
Finding Neverland
The 40 Year old Virgin
Gone Girl
Good Will Hunting
Gravity
Hamburger Hill
Hard Boiled
The Hobbit 2: The Desolation of Smaug
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Iron Man
Iron Man 3
Kick-Ass
The Killer
The King of New York
L.A. Confidential
The Last Boy Scout
Lethal Weapon
Lethal Weapon 2
Let the Right one in
Near Dark
Pan’s Labyrinth
Planet Terror
Police Story 3: Supercop
Predator
Primer
Project A
The Raid: Redemption
Ratatouille
Return of the Jedi
Rocky
Rocky 2
Rocky 3
Shaun of the Dead
The Shawshank Redemption
Sleepy Hollow
Slither
Spartan
SPL
Sympathy for Mr Vengeance
The Terminator
The Thing 1981
This is 40
Toy Story 3
28 Weeks Later
The Usual Suspects
Winter’s Bone
8.0/10 “Now this is a movie.”
No-one goes to the movies to be underwhelmed. If I am forking over my dough for a ticket and 75C worth of popcorn and powdered Coke (for sixty bucks), this is where I set the bar…
A Bug’s Life
Adaptation
The Adventures of Ford Fairlane
Alien
Alien 3
An American Werewolf in London
Angel Heart
Animal Kingdom
The Babadook
Beverly Hills Cop 2
Big Fish
Big Hero 6
The Big Lebowski
Big Trouble in Little China
Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey
Birdman, or (the Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)
Blade
Blind Fury
Bottle Rocket
The Bourne Ultimatum
Casino Royale
Chasing Amy
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
The Conjuring
Dark City
The Dark Knight Rises
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
Déjà vu
The Departed
Desperado
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Dogma
Double Impact
Drag me to Hell
Enter the Dragon
Event Horizon
Ex Machina
Fargo
First Blood
The First Power
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Forrest Gump
Fresh
From Dusk Till Dawn
Full Metal Jacket
Ghost Town
The Great Muppet Caper
Hard Candy
Heat
Her
Human Traffic
Hurricane Streets
The Hurt Locker
I Love you, Man
In Bruges
Inception
Inside Out
Interstellar
Intouchables
Jackie Brown
Jarhead
JSA
Jurassic Park
Kill Bill Volume 1
Kill Bill Volume 2
Kingpin
The King’s Speech
Lock Stock, and two Smoking Barrels
Life of Pi
Marvel’s The Avengers Assemble
The Matrix
Mega-Piranha
Memento
Menace 2 Society
Men at Work
Misery
Mission Impossible 4: Ghost Protocol
Moneyball
Mystic River
Narc
Nightcrawler
9
Oculus
Ong-Bak
Pi
Platoon
Planes, Trains and Automobiles
Police Story
The Prestige
The Princess Bride
Quick Change
The Raid 2: Berendal
Rango
[Rec: 2]
Rocky 4
Romper Stomper
Rush Hour
Scott Pilgrim vs the World
See no Evil, Hear no Evil
Shaft
Shanghai Noon
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
Shotgun Stories
Shrek
Sin City
Snatch
South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
Starred Up
Stir Crazy
Superbad
Swingers
Sympathy for Lady Vengeance
Taken
Team America: World Police
Total Recall 1990
Triangle
Tropic Thunder
True Grit
True Romance
Twelve Monkeys
Tyrannosaur
Unbreakable
Undercover Brother
Upstream Color
Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
Wall-E
Warrior
Wayne’s World
The World’s End
7.5/10 – “Best described as ‘solid’…”
Look I quite liked this one, and I will likely check it out again at some point. (This is the lowest rating where I might consider actually shelling out $ for the Blu-Ray.)
1408
Adventureland
The Amazing Spider-Man
Another 48 Hrs
Apocalypto
Appaloosa
Argo
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Back to the Future 3
Beasts of the Southern Wild
Bedevilled
Below
The Big Year
Black Dynamite
Black Sheep
The Blob
Blood and Bone
Blue Ruin
Borat
The Bourne Identity
The Bourne Supremacy
Bram Stoker’s Dracula
Brick
The Burbs
Cache
Captain America 2: The Winter Soldier
The Chaser
Clear and Present Danger
Cold in July
Constantine
Contagion
Cop Land
Crank: High Voltage
Crimson Tide
Cuban Fury
Daylight
The Dead
The Descent 2
The Devil’s Backbone
The Devil’s Double
The Disappearance of Alice Creed
District B13
District 9
Dog Soldiers
Donnie Darko
Dope
The Equalizer
Evil Dead 2013
The Exorcism of Emily Rose
Exorcist 3
Face / Off
Fallen
50 / 50
The Fighter
A Fish Called Wanda
Fist of Fury
Flight
48 Hours
Frailty
Frantic
The Fugitive
Fury
Ghostbusters 2
The Gift 2
The Girl who Played with Fire
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Gladiator
Go
The Golden Child
The Good, the Bad, the Ugly
Goon
The Goonies
Gorgeous
Grave Encounters
Gremlins
The Grifters
The Hangover
Happy Gilmore
Harold and Kumar go to White Castle
Heartless
Hellboy 2: The Golden Army
High Fidelity
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies
The Horseman
How to Train Your Dragon 2
Hugo
Identity
The Incredible Hulk
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Infernal Affairs
Infernal Affairs 2
Internal Affairs
Inside Man
The Iron Giant
Jaws
Jennifer 8
John Wick
Juan of the Dead
Kindergarten Cop
Kingdom of Heaven
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
Knocked Up
Knowing
L.A. Story
Labyrinth
The Ladies Man
The Last Exorcism
The Last of the Mohicans
Lethal Weapon 3
Let me in
Liar, Liar
Little Big Soldier
Little Shop of Horrors
Lone Star
Lone Survivor
The Long Kiss Goodnight
The Lookout
The Lost Boys
Lovely Molly
Machete
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior
Malcolm
Maniac
Man on Fire
The Man with Two Brains
Margin Call
Marked for Death
The Matador
Maximum Risk
Miller’s Crossing
Miracles
Monster’s University
Moonrise Kingdom
The Muppets 2011
Naked
New Jack City
127 Hours
Office Space
One False Move
Out of Sight
Over the Hedge
The Pact
The Pact 2
Parenthood
The Perfect Storm
Perfume
Piranha 3D
The Pirates: Band of Misfits
Poltergeist
Predator 2
Predestination
Presumed Innocent
Primal Fear
Prisoners
Prometheus
The Prophecy 2
Proof 1991
The Punisher
Rabbit Hole
Raising Arizona
Red Riding: In the Year of our Lord 1974
Red Riding: In the Year of our Lord 1983
Red Road
Reign of Fire
Renegades
Restraint
The Road
The Rock
Rocky Balboa
Ronin
Roxanne
Rush
Rush Hour 2
Rushmore
Safety not Guaranteed
Sexy Beast
Shallow Grave
Shanghai Knights
Sherlock Holmes
She’s out of my League
Shopgirl
Shoot ‘em Up
Signs
The Simpsons Movie
Sinister
The Skeleton Key
Skyfall
Snitch
Snowpiercer
The Spanish Prisoner
Spider-Man
Spider-Man 2
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
Stitches
The Sweet Hereafter
Thank you for Smoking
The Theory of Everything
This is the End
Three Fugitives
300
The Town
Toy Soldiers
Trance
Transsiberian
Trick ‘r’ Treat
The Troll Hunter
Twenty Four Hour Party People
21 Grams
21 Jump Street
22 Bullets
25th Hour
Under Siege
Undertow
Universal Soldier 4: Day of Reckoning
Unstoppable
The Warlords
Wayne’s World
Welcome to the Jungle AKA The Rundown
What About Bob
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Win-Win
Wrong Turn 2: Dead End
You’re Next
Zathura
Zero Dark Thirty
7.0/10 – “This is OK, let’s see what you do next.”
A flick that is worth watching. It won’t ‘wow’ you, but will likely justify you spending a couple hours with it.
A Better Tomorrow 2
Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls
Action Jackson
Airheads
Alice in Wonderland
Alien: Resurrection
Alligator
Altered States
American Movie
Another Earth
Arachnophobia
As Above, So Below
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Bad Eggs
Bad Lieutenant – Port of Call: New Orleans
Beetlejuice
Behind Enemy Lines
Beowulf
Bernie
Big Ass Spider
The Big Hit
Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
Black Christmas
Black Death
Blood Night: The Legend of Mary Hatchet
Blood Simple
Book of Blood
The Book of Eli
The Bourne Legacy
Breakdown
Broken Flowers
Brooklyn’s Finest
The Call
Candyman
Captain America: The First Avenger
Cars
Clockers
Closer
Coach Carter
Collateral
Colors
Commando
Conan the Barbarian
Conan the Barbarian 2011
Congo
Coriolanus
Crank
Dawn of the Dead 1978
Dead End
Death Race
The Deep
Despicable Me
At the Devil’s Door AKA Home
The Devil’s Own
The Dictator
Disorganised Crime
Django Unchained
Doc Hollywood
Donnie Brasco
Downtown
Dredd
The Eagle
Edge of Darkness
Edge of Tomorrow
Elysium
Escape from New York
The Expendables 2
Fair Game 2010
Falcon Rising
Fantastic Mr Fox
Fast Five
Fight Club
Flash Point
Fight Night 1985
The Fly
The Forsaken
Fright Night 2011
Gamer
The Gate
Get him to the Greek
Get Smart
Get the Gringo
The Ghost Writer
The Gift
Ginger Snaps 2: Unleashed
The Girl who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest
Gladiator 1992
A Good Day to Die Hard
Grabbers
Green Zone
The Grey
The Guard
Halloween
Harry and the Hendersons
Hart’s War
Hellboy
The Hidden
The Hitcher
Hoodlum
The Horde
The Host
Hostage
Hot Tub Time Machine
House
How to Train your Dragon
Hudson Hawk
Hunger
The Hunt for Red October
Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
Idle Hands
Idlewild
The Inbetweeners Movie
Innerspace
The Innkeepers
Insidious: Chapter 3
Insomnia
Into the Wild
It Follows
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Jimi: All is by my Side
John dies at the End
Journey to the Centre of the Earth
Joy Ride
Jurassic Park 2
Just Cause
Killer Joe
The Kingdom
Kingsman: The Secret Service
Kundun
Ladyhawke
The Last King of Scotland
Last Man Standing
The Last Seduction
Lawless
Lethal Weapon 4
The Limey
Limitless
The Lincoln Lawyer
Locke
The Lorax
Love and Other Drugs
Madagascar
Mad Max
Mama
The Mask
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
Matchstick Men
The Matrix Reloaded
Merantau
Mercury Rising
Midnight Run
The Mist
Mo’ Money
Mr Nice Guy
Mud
Muppets Most Wanted
The Muppet Movie
My Blue Heaven
Natural Born Killers
A Night at the Roxbury
Nighthawks
A Nightmare on Elm Street 1984
Nuns on the Run
Old School
The Omen
Pandorum
Panic Room
Paranormal Activity
Paranormal Activity 3
Payback
Phonebooth
Pitch Black
Point Break
Policy Story 4: New Police Story
Pontypool
Predators
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
Project A 2
Pump up the Volume
Pusher
Q & A
Quantum of Solace
Rambo: First Blood Part 2
Rambo 4
Rampart
Ravenous
Raw Deal
[Rec]3
Red
Red Cliff 2
Red Dawn 1984
Red Riding: In the Year of our Lord 1980
Red Rock West
Resident Evil
The Revenant
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Rock ‘n’ Rolla
Rogue
Role Models
Romeo is Bleeding
Running Scared
Safe
Saving Grace
The Scorpion King
Scream
Scrooged
The Secret of my Success
The Sentinel 1978
Seven Psychopaths
Severance
Shaolin
Shooter
Shoot to Kill AKA Deadly Pursuit
Short Circuit
Shutter
Shutter Island
Sniper
The Social Network
Solaris
Solomon Kane
Source Code
Speed
Splinter
Split Second
The Square
Stir of Echoes
Stone Cold
Stripes
Suspect Zero
Take Shelter
Taking Care of Business
The Talented Mr Ripley
Tears of the Sun
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
Terminator: Salvation
Thor
300: Rise of an Empire
Time and Tide
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
The Town
Trading Places
Traitor
Trees Lounge
Turner and Hooch
2012
Under Siege 2
Valhalla Rising
Vengeance
A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas
Undisputed 2: Last Man Standing
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
The Warrior’s Way
What If?
Where the Wild Things are
Witness
Wolf Creek
World War Z
The Wraith
Young Guns
Zombieland
RR: Rating Refused – I just couldn’t give it a rating – good or bad…
Excision
6.7 / 10 – Not quite worthwhile, not quite mediocre
Ant-Man
The Ruins
Sexy Killer
Straight Outta Compton
A Walk Among the Tombstones
Wanted
6.5/10 – “I like maybe that one scene”
(AKA “At least it had boobies.”) I would only watch this if it was on TV and nothing better was on, but I wouldn’t go out of my way to find track it down again.
The ABC’s of Death 2
The Accidental Spy
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
The Aggression Scale
Ali G Indahouse
The American
American Psycho
Angels and Demons
The Arrival
Assault on Precinct 13 2005
Attack the Block
Austin Powers in Goldmember
Bad Santa
Balls of Fury
The Bank Job
Bats
*batteries Not Included
The Battery
Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon
Big Fan
Big Man Japan
Bikini Summer
Bird on a Wire
Black Snake Moan
Bloodsport
Body Heat
The Bone Collector
Bound
The Box
Bronson
The Brotherhood of the Wolf
The Brothers Bloom
Bruce Almighty
Bruno
Bug
Bunraku
Byzantium
Carlito’s Way
Carriers
Cars 2
Cashback
Cellular
The Changeling
Chappie
Child’s Play
Choke
Chronicle
Clerks 2
Cliffhanger
Cloud Atlas
Cloverfield
Con Air
Contact
The Crazies
Crime Story
Cronos
Cube
Curse of Chucky
The Dead Outside
Dead Presidents
Death Race 2
Death Sentence
Deep Blue Sea
Devil in a Blue Dress
Dick Tracy
Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story
Eastern Condors
Eight Legged Freaks
El Gringo
Enemy Mine
Equilibrium
Eraser
Existenz
Exit through the Gift Shop
The Factory
The Fall
Faster
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
First Strike
Four Brothers
Frankenhooker
The Frighteners
Funny People
Get Low
The Glimmer Man
Godzilla
Ghostbusters
Grosse Pointe Blank
The Grudge
Guest House Paradiso
Gangster Squad
Ginger Snaps
Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning
Hanna
Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters
Hard Target
The Hard Way
Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
Harry Brown
Haywire
Heart Condition
A History of Violence
Hit and Run
Hitman
Horrible Bosses
A Horrible Way to Die
Hot Rod
House Party
How to Lose Friends and Alienate People
The Hudsucker Proxy
Hustle and Flow
The Iceman
Ichi the Killer
Idiocracy
i Heart Huckabees
Immortals
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Infestation
Inglourious Basterds
Instinct
The Interview
Ironclad
The Island
I-Spy
The Italian Job
It’s a Disaster
Jack the Giant Slayer
Joe Vs the Volcano
John Carpenter’s They Live
John Carter
Judgment Night
Julia’s Eyes
Jurassic Park 3
The Karate Kid 2010
Killer Elite
King Arthur
K-Pax
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
The Last Stand
Leviathan
Lock Up
A Low Down Dirty Shame
Lucy
Madeo (Mother)
Manic
The Matrix Revolutions
Memories of Murder
Men in Black 3
Mimic
Minority Report
Monsters vs Aliens
Moon
The Mummy Returns
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
The Muppets Take Manhattan
Napoleon Dynamite
The Nest
The Next Three Days
Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist
Ninja Assassin
No Good Deed
Non-Stop
Not Quite Hollywood
Now You See Me
Once Upon a Time in China
Once Upon a Time in Mexico
One Eight Seven
Ong Bak 2
The Orphanage
The Other Guys
The Others
Out for Justice
Over the Top
Pacific Rim
Pain and Gain
The People Under the Stairs
Pet Sematary
Pineapple Express
The Planet of the Apes 2001
The Polar Express
Premium Rush
Priest
The Prophecy 3: The Ascent
The Protector
Public Enemies
P2
Rambo 3
The Raven
Razorback
Reality Bites
[REC] 4: Apocalypse
Red Cliff
Red Eye
Red 2
Red Hill
Red Planet
Remember the Titans
Repo Men
Ricochet
Riddick
The Ring 2
Roadhouse
Robocop
Robocop 2
The Rookie
Safe House
Salt
San Andreas
Santa’s Slay
Scream 2
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
Secret Window
Serenity
Short Circuit 2
Sgt Bilko
Shinjuku Incident
Shrek 4ever After
The Siege
Silent Hill
16 Blocks
Sky-Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Sleepwalkers
Small Soldiers
Society
Spanglish
Species 2
Spy
Stag Night
Star Wars 2: Attack of the Clones
Stoker
The Strangers
Striking Distance
Suck
Summer School
Sunshine
Super Troopers
Surveillance
Surviving the Game
Taken 2
Ted
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2
Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny
The Thing 2011
Thirst
30 Days of Night
30 Days of Night: Dark Days
A Thousand Words
Tombstone
Top Secret
The Tournament
Trainwreck
Transporter 2
Tremors 2: Aftershocks
Tron: Legacy
Trust
Tucker and Dale vs Evil
Turistas
22 Jump Street
28 Days Later
Twin Dragons
Twister
2 Guns
Underworld: Awakening
The Uninvited
Universal Soldier 3: Regeneration
Unknown
Victory
The Village
The Wackness
Wag the Dog
Wake of Death
The War of the Roses
Warlock
We are what we are (USA)
Wedlock
Weeds
Westworld
What we do in the Shadows
Wild Card
Windtalkers
The Wolverine
Wrong Bet
The Wrong Man AKA Lucky Number Slevin
Wrong Turn
X-Men: Origins
Youth in Revolt
Year One
Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Zatoichi the Blind Swordsman
Zero Effect
6.3 / 10 – Not quite mediocre, not quite crappy
The Watch
Wrath of the Titans
6.0/10 – “OK, so you made a movie, do you want a medal?”
Some might find some value, but I wouldn’t watch this again unless I absolutely had to.
The ABC’s of Death
A Better Tomorrow
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
The Abyss
The Adjustment Bureau
After.Life
After the Sunset
Alien Nation
All the Boys Love Mandy Lane
A Man Apart
American Mary
Anaconda
Animal
Apollo 18
Around the World in 80 Days
The Assassin
Assassins
Audition
The Avengers
Bad Neighbours
Bachelor Party
Bad Boys 2
Bait
Baseketball
Battle: Los Angeles
Behind Enemy Lines 2: Axis of Evil
Be Kind, Rewind
Blades of Glory
Blade: Trinity
Blitz
Blood: The Last Vampire
Blue Steel
Bolt
Bone Tomahwak
Bounty Killer
Bullet to the Head
Buried
The Burrowers
Cadillac Man
CB4
Centurion
Chaw
The Children
Class of 1984
The Clearing
Cobra
Code 46
Colombiana
Contraband
Cowboys and Aliens
Creepshow
Croupier
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Cyborg 2
Cypher
Dark Tide
Daybreakers
Dead and Buried
Dead Heads
Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid
Dead Snow
The Dead 2: India
Defendor
Deliver us from Evil
Demolition Man
Detention
Detention of the Dead
The Devil’s Chair
The Distinguished Gentleman
Don’t be Afraid of the Dark
Doom
Dorian Gray
Dressed to Kill
Drop Zone
Encino Man
Enemy
Everly
Eve’s Bayou
Evolution
Executive Decision
Exists
The Expendables 3
Falling Down
The Fan
Fearless
Fire Birds
The Foot-Fist Way
For a good time call…
Four Lions
Friday
Friday after Next
From Hell
Frontier(s)
Frozen
Galaxy Quest
The Game
The Ghost and the Darkness
The Great Raid
Give ‘em Hell Malone
Green Hornet
Green Lantern
Gremlins 2: The New Batch
Hall Pass
Hardware
Hatchet
Heart of Dragon
Heathers
Hell comes to Frogtown
Hercules
He was a Quiet Man
House of the Devil
How High?
The Hunger Games
I am Legend
Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
Idiot Box
I’m Gonna git you Sucka
The Incredible Burt Wonderstone
In Hell
Insidious
Insidious 2
In the Blood
In the Loop
In Time
Into the Blue
Into the Storm
Intruders
Invasion USA
The Invention of Lying
JCVD
Jeepers Creepers
Jennifer’s Body
Joe Dirt
Johnny Mnemonic
Journey 2: The Mysterious Island
Juice
Jumper
Jupiter Ascending
Jurassic World
Keeping the Faith
Kick-Ass 2
Killing Zoe
The King of Comedy
Kiss the Girls
Knock Knock
Kyonyu Dragon AKA Big Tits Zombie
Lara Croft 2: The Cradle of Life
Legion
Legionnaire
Lockout
The Lovely Bones
Mallrats
Man of Steel
The Man who wasn’t there
The Man with the Iron Fists
Max Payne
The Mechanic
Men in Black
Metro
Middle Men
The Ministers
Miracle Mile
Missing in Action
Mo’ Better Blues
The Money Pit
Monsters
The Mosquito Coast
The Mummy
Munich
My Father is a Hero
My Name is Bruce
My Stepmother is an Alien
National Lampoon’s European Vacation
Needful Things
The Negotiator
Nico: Above the Law
Nightbreed
Night of the Creeps
The Notorious Bettie Page
Nowhere to Run
Oblivion
Observe and Report
The Omen 2006
One Night at McCool’s
Only God Forgives
Open Water
Oz, the Great and Powerful
Paranormal Activity 2
Parker
Passenger 57
Paul
Pin
Punch-Drunk Love
Pure Luck
Puss in Boots
The Quick and the Dead
[REC]
Redemption
Red Scorpion
The Replacement Killers
Requiem
Retroactive
Rise: Blood Hunter
Rising Sun
Robin Hood
Sahara
Scanners
Screamers
Series 7
Shattered
Sightseers
The Sixth Day
The Slashening
Slaughterhouse-5
Sliver
Snake Eyes
So Close
So I Married an Axe Murderer
The Sorcerer’s Apprentice
Species
Spider-Man 2: Rise of Electro
Splice
Starsky and Hutch
Star Trek 2009
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
Strange Days
Stuck
Suck
Sudden Death
Super
Surrogates
Takers
Tango and Cash
Ted 2
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Tequila Sunrise
Texas Killing Fields
Things to do in Denver When You’re Dead
The Thirteenth Warrior
Thunderbolt
Tower Heist
The Transporter
Transporter 3
Tremors 3: Back to Perfection
12 Rounds
Twilight
Twin Peaks: Fire-Walk with Me
Under the Skin
Underworld: Evolution
Undisputed
Undisputed 3
Universal Soldier
Vacancy
Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl
Virtuosity
Waist Deep
Walking Tall
Wanted: Dead or Alive
War AKA Rogue Assassin
The Warriors
Watchmen
Waterworld
The Way of the Gun
We are what we are (Mexico)
The Weather Man
Weekend at Bernie’s 2
We’re the Millers
What Lies Beneath
White Men Can’t Jump
Whiteout
Willard
Withnail & I
The Wolf of Wall Street
Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead
XXX 2: State of the Union
Yes Man
You don’t Mess with the Zohan
Young Adult
Greater than 0/10 less than 6/10 – Dear Film maker, whatever you were trying to achieve, you fucked… messed up.
I wouldn’t watch this again unless it was a drinking game or to show someone just how bad it was.
Hold on, from this point on it gets a little rough.
5.5 / 10
Aeon Flux
Air America
Air Force One
Alien vs Predator
Along came a Spider…
The Amityville Horror
Anacondas 2: Hunt for the Blood Orchid
Autopsy
Babylon A.D.
Bad Boys
Bad Milo
Bandidas
The Beaver
Behind Enemy Lines 3: Colombia
A Better Tomorrow 3
The Big Boss
Black Swan
Blind Date
Bloodrayne 3: The Third Reich
The Bone Snatcher
The Bonfire of the Vanities
Bubba Ho-Tep
Cape Fear
Casa De Mi Padre
The Cave
Chain Reaction
Chaos
Clash of the Titans
Collateral Damage
Conan the Destroyer
Crazy People
Cutthroat Island
Darkman 3
Darkness Falls
Dark Shadows
Dark Water
Date Night
Deadbirds
Death Race 3: Inferno
Death Warrant
The Demented
The Devil’s Advocate
The Devil Inside
Devil’s Playground
Deep-Star Six
The Dinosaur Project
Dodgeball
Domino
Don’t be a Menace to South Central while Drinking your Juice in the Hood
Down and Out in Beverly Hills
Dracula Untold
Drillbit Taylor
Eagle vs Shark
Easy A
Eden Lake
Enter the Void
Epitaph
Escape Plan
Fatal Attraction
Fear City
Feast
This Film is not yet rated
Firewall
Foxy Brown
Freddy vs Jason
From Dusk Till Dawn 3: The Hangman’s Daughter
From Paris with Love
Full Metal Yakuza
G.I. Joe: Retaliation
A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III
Gothic
Gothika
Grace
The Guest
Half Baked
Hancock
The Happening
Hard Rain
Hard to Kill
Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man
The Haunting in Connecticut
He got Game
HellDriver
Highlander
The Hills Run Red
Holy Man
Hot-Tub Time Machine 2
Howling Reborn
Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles
Into the Blue 2
Irma Vep
I Sell the Dead
Jack Frost 2
John Carpenter’s Vampires
Judge Dredd
Kairo (Pulse)
The Killer Inside Me
Kiss of Death
Knight and Day
Knights of Badassdom
Last Action Hero
Lesbian Vampire Killers
Little Miss Sunshine
Little Nicky
The Lone Ranger
The Losers
Love & a .45
The Loved Ones
MacGruber
Machete Kills
The Machine Girl
Made
Mars Attacks
Meatballs
Megamind
A Million Ways to Die in the West
Mobsters
The Myth
Nightwatch
Nothing but Trouble
The One
Our Idiot Brother
Pacific Heights
Paranormal Activity 4
Patrick 2013
Paycheck
Piranha 2: The Spawning
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
Poison Ivy
Poltergeist 2015
Poseidon
Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
Primeval
The Prophecy 4: Forsaken
The Prophecy 5: Uprising
The Purge
The Reaping
Red Dawn 2012
Red State
The Relic
Resident Evil: Retribution
The Returned
R.I.P.D.
Robocop 2014
The Rocketeer
The Running Man
Rush Hour 3
School of Rock
Scream 4
Seed of Chucky
Sex-Tape
Sharknado
Showdown in Little Toyko
The Signal
Sin City 2: A Dame to Kill For
Smokin’ Aces
Snakes on a Plane
Sniper 2
Sniper 3
Speed Racer
Spider-Man 3
Spring Breakers
Starship Troopers
Streets of Fire
Survival of the Dead
Teeth
Terminal Velocity
Terminator Genisys
Thor 2: The Dark World
Three Amigos
Tokyo Raiders
Total Recall 2012
Twins
Uncle Buck
Underworld: Rise of the Lycans
Vampire’s Kiss
Van Helsing
Very Bad Things
Virus
Wanderlust
War of the Dead
Weird Science
XXX
5 / 10
Alien vs Predator: Requiem
Animal House
Armoured
Asylum
Bad Biology
Bad Johnson
Beastmaster
Beavis and Butt-Head do America
Black Mask
Blood Beach
Bloodrayne
Brain Smasher: A Love Story
Bridesmaids
Burke and Hare
Child’s Play 2
Chopping Mall
Coffy
The Collection
The Collector
Cop Out
Cradle 2 the Grave
Critters
Critters 2
Damned by Dawn
Darkman
Darkman 2
Dazed and Confused
Deadgirl
Death Proof
Death Race 2000
Devil
DOA: Dead or Alive
Doghouse
Don’t say a Word
Doomsday
Drive Angry
D-Tox (AKA Eye See You)
Due Date
Dumb and Dumberer
Escape from L.A.
Evil Feed
Feast 3: The Happy Finish
Final Analysis
Friday the 13th 2009
Fright Night 2
Ghost Rider 2: The Spirit of Vengeance
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (US)
Gran Torino
Grave Encounters 2
The Great White Hype
Growth
The Grudge 3
The Hangover 3
Hatchet 3
Hell Baby
The Hitch-Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
Hollow Man
Holy Motors
Honey
I, Frankenstein
The Invasion
I, Robot
Ironclad 2: Battle for Blood
Iron Sky
Ishtar
Jack Frost (Adults)
Jack Frost (Kids)
Jeepers Creepers 2
Jonah Hex
Kickboxer
Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Kite
Krull
Lap Dance
The Last Exorcism Part 2
Law Abiding Citizen
The Legend of Awesomess Maximus
Let it Ride
Let’s Scare Jessica to Death
Life after Beth
Look
The Lords of Salem
Maggie
The Majestic
The Man who Knew too Little
The Man with the Screaming Brain
The Medallion
Mega-Python vs Gatoroid
Modern Vampires
Mutant Chronicles
Next
Next Friday
Number 23
Nurse
Oldboy 2013
Osmosis Jones
Outlander
The Passion of Darkly Noon
Pathfinder
Pathology
The Postman
Powder Blue
Project X
The Purge: Anarchy
Quarantine
Queen of the Damned
The Reaping
Replicant
Resident Evil 2: Apocalypse
The Rite
Roadhouse 2
Rob B Hood
Runner Runner
Sabotage
Sanctum
A Scanner Darkly
The Scorpion King 3: Battle for Redemption
Scream 3
Season of the Witch
Secretary
Shakes the Clown
Sharktopus
Shocker
Silent Hill: Revelation
Spaceballs
The Specialist
Species 4: Awakening
Sphere
Starship Troopers 3: Marauder
Swordfish
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014
Teen Wolf
Tekken
10,000 B.C.
Tetsuo: Iron man
Texas Chainsaw 2013
13 Ghosts
30 Minutes or Less
Thunderbolt
The Time Machine
Tin Men
Tremors 4: The Legend Begins
Tremors 5: Bloodlines
Undead
A Vampire in Brooklyn
Vanishing on 7th Street
V for Vendetta
Village of the Damned
Warlock 3: The End of Innocence
Weekend at Bernie’s
Wild Target
Wolfcop
The Wolfman
The Woods
Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings
Yogi Bear
Zombeavers
4.51 / 10
Two Moon Junction
4.5 / 10 & Below. The Seventh Level of Suck.
There’s good/bad movies and bad/bad movies. Almost without exception the films below fall into the latter category… and they only get worse as you scroll further down.
4.5 / 10
Asylum AKA The Level
Backtrack / Catchfire
Battleship
Beverly Hills Cop 3
Bitch Slap
Bride of Chucky
Cabin Boy
Cheap Thrills
Children of the Corn
Child’s Play 3
Cool as Ice
Critters 3
The Crow: Wicker Prayer
Dinner for Schmucks
Disclosure
The Divide
Dumb and Dumber
End of Days
Feast 2: Sloppy Seconds
Four Rooms
Frankenstein 1994
Freaked
The Grudge 2
Hisss
Hollywood Shuffle
Ice Age 4: Continental Drift
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
The Island of Dr Moreau
Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser
Let the Bullets Fly
Little Deaths
The Lost Boys 2: The Tribe
Madison County
Martyrs
Men in Black 2
Mortal Kombat
Mystery Men
Naked Fear
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2010
Not Another Teen movie
Nothing Left to Fear
Outbreak
The Protector 2
The Quest
Real Steel
Red Riding Hood
Repo Man
Robocop 3
Robogeisha
Romeo Must Die
The Roommate
Save the Green Planet
The Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior
Second in Command
Set-Up
Seventh Son
Species 3
Spiders
Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3
The Three Musketeers
Trailer Park of Terror
The Tuxedo
Ultraviolet
Vampire Diary
The Ward
Warlock 2: The Armageddon
What Just Happened?
Why don’t you Play in Hell?
Wrong Turn 5: Bloodlines
Zapped… Again
4 / 10
Alone in the Dark
Bad Teacher
Bloodrayne 2: Deliverance
Booty Call
Bucky Larsen: Born to be a Star
The Bunker
The Cable Guy
Changing Lanes
Chromeskull: Laid to Rest 2
City Hunter
The Class of Nuke ‘em High
Clive Barker’s The Plague
Clown
Critters 4
DareDevil
The Day the Earth Stood Still 2008
Dead Shadows
Dinocroc vs Supergator
Elektra Luxx
Erotibot
Fled
Half Past Dead
The Hard Corps
Hatchet 2
Hell Ride
Hobo with a Shotgun
Hollow Man 2
Jade
Laid to Rest
Land of the Lost
Lifeforce
London
Miami Connection
Monkeybone
The Order
Outback (Wake in Fright)
Phantoms
Punisher: War Zone
Raze
Red Canyon
Reindeer Games
Resident Evil: Afterlife
Revenge of the Ninja
Rocky 5
Septic Man
Shark Night
Sleeping Beauty
Spawn
The Spirit
The Spy next Door
S.W.A.T.
Sucker Punch
Trespass
Tusk
Undead or Alive
Universal Soldier 2 The Return
Venom
Versus
Violet & Daisy
The Wicker Man
3.5 / 10
The Adventures of Pluto Nash
Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever
Crossworlds
Double Team
Evan Almighty
Guilty of Romance
Gulliver’s Travels
Horny House of Horror
Jingle all the way
Knock Off
Mask of the Ninja
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
Ninjas vs Vampires
Nude Nuns with Big Guns
Sorority Row
Stealth
Teen Wolf Too
The Vanguard
Who’s Your Caddy
Wild, Wild West
3 / 10
Anchorman
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
Armageddon
Bulletproof Monk
Burn Hollywood, Burn
Dolomite
Exorcist 2: Heretic
Hardbodies
Howard the Duck
Jackie Chan: Kung Fu Master
John Carpenter’s Ghost of Mars
John Carpenter’s Prince of Darkness
Muck
Pootie Tang
S.F.W.
Skyline
Spookies
Troll 2
The Woman
X-Tro
2.5 / 10
Deep Rising
Desert Heat
Eraserhead
Rollerball 2002
Satan’s Little Helper
Single White Female 2
Stag Night of the Dead
Just… ewwww – Look I actually hope you haven’t read this far.
2 / 10
Bikini Girls on Ice
The Cabin in the Woods
Dark Star
The Gallows
Internet Dating
National Lampoon’s Dirty Movie
1.5/10
Lake Placid 3
Tank Girl
1/10
Bloodwood Cannibals
0.5 / 10
Zombie Women of Satan
So Congrats ‘Zombie Women of Satan’, you’re the worst film that I have reviewed in 7 years. Who would have thought a film with that title wouldn’t be a classic…?
OGR
