Monthly Archives: October 2016

Money Monster (Review)

Lee Gates (George Clooney) is a slick and vacuous high profile TV host, with his daily financial markets show being more about glitz and frivolity than a serious analysis of solid investment opportunities. But some are taken in by the … Continue reading

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The Veil (Review)

It has been a long time since charismatic lunatic Jim Jacobs (Thomas Jane) convinced his almost 50 acolytes to mass suicide. A quarter century in fact. Long enough for the Sarah the lone survivor to become an adult, an adult … Continue reading

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Catwoman (Review)

Oh Catwoman… … Allegedly frumpy but clearly hot Patience Phillips (Halle Berry) worries that she will never get a man. But she has all the stereotypes! She has the sassy best girlfriend and the flamboyant best gay friend. Then everything … Continue reading

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Body Parts (Review)

Transplants with unexpected consequences on film rarely go well; Heart Condition, Idle Hands and assorted schlock like Re-Animator and Franken-Hooker have proven that time and time again. Body Parts assumes that even the less influential body parts, legs, arms and … Continue reading

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Central Intelligence (Review)

Two young men at opposite ends of the social ladder. Young Robbie was a chubby (OK fat) geek humiliated in the worst possible way at the conclusion of his education. Calvin was the revered Most Likely to Succeed, beloved by … Continue reading

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Curve (Review)

With two weeks remaining until her wedding young Mallory decides to take a long journey across country in her fiancĂ©e’s SUV. And if we can believe that we can surely believe that she can break down in the middle of … Continue reading

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Big Bad Wolves (Review)

Young girls have gone missing. Some are found dead. Some remain whereabouts unknown. When an overeager cop and his overzealous paid thugs are filmed over-asking (i.e. Beating shit out of a suspect) and the vision goes viral, the cop is … Continue reading

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Bad Influence (Review)

It’s a tale as old as time. Cute shy boy Michael (James Spader) meets gorgeous confident boy Alex (Rob Lowe). Sparks fly, but Michael is reluctant to show interest. Alex, sensing Michael’s shyness, boldly makes the first move. He tells … Continue reading

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