Monthly Archives: August 2015

B-Movie Haiku Reviews – File Under – ‘Tough Chicks’: In the Blood / Raze / [REC] 4: Apocalypse

Posted on August 15, 2015 by OGR

Haywire and Ronda Rousey have proven that the ladies can kick ass too, and look good while doing it. It likely helps that the guys aren’t currently doing much to further the genre at present… This time around we look … Continue reading →

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Chappie (Review)

Posted on August 14, 2015 by OGR

In a violent future, Johannesburg South Africa’s law enforcement turns to the Robocop movies for assistance – didn’t they actually see any of those films? These new metallic officers boast artificial intelligence and heavy armament. They are capable of taking … Continue reading →

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Evil Feed (Review)

Posted on August 13, 2015 by OGR

The Long Pig is a restaurant catering to weird in a film that purports to do the same for movie-goers. The restaurant owner targets a niche market yearning for S&M, oddball craziness and the taste of human flesh. His girlfriend … Continue reading →

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Joy Ride (Review)

Posted on August 11, 2015 by OGR

Joy Ride has an unnecessary early twist and a derivative, slightly unsatisfying ending, but it earns Worthwhile status thanks to a reasonably clever and well executed development at the end of the first act, even if the actions of some … Continue reading →

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Strange Days (Review)

Posted on August 10, 2015 by OGR

It is an alternative 1999. Society is a little more dishevelled, a little less organised. Chaos doesn’t reign yet, but it’s lurking in the shadows and awaiting its chance. The murder of Jeriko One, a black rapper and social conscience … Continue reading →

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Ant-Man (Review)

Posted on August 7, 2015 by OGR

The premise: a good natured and violence avoiding cat burglar (Paul Rudd) is tabbed to become the Ant-Man by an elderly genius scientist/inventor (Michael Douglas), much to the chagrin of the scientist’s feisty daughter (Evangeline Lilly) In a suit which … Continue reading →

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The Guest (Review)

Posted on August 6, 2015 by OGR

The Guest arrives unannounced. He rings the doorbell as an unknown, stirring horrible memories for a family coming to grips with the news that their eldest son has been killed in battle. Within days though his tales of a friendship … Continue reading →

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Pusher (Review)

Posted on August 4, 2015 by OGR

Frank – who looks like a German Tom Sizemore – is a small time drug dealer juggling suppliers, buyers, girlfriends and his peers, all while staying off the police radar. None of this is helped by Tonny, Frank’s right hand man … Continue reading →

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Monkey Shines (Review)

Posted on August 3, 2015 by OGR

Alan was once an elite athlete, until a truck collision took away his mobility, confidence and lust for life. Then his quadriplegic condition took away his girlfriend and most of his circle of friends. Those that remained include his slightly … Continue reading →

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