Monthly Archives: April 2015

Clown (Review)

Posted on April 17, 2015 by OGR

Clowns are scary, but this film does its darndest to instead surmise that they are merely unfathomably boring. Kent saves his son’s birthday from tragedy when the scheduled clown no-shows, by arriving in full harlequin garb and mugging his way … Continue reading →

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Airheads (Review)

Posted on April 16, 2015 by OGR

There are a bazillion talentless hacks out there who firmly believe they would have made it if only they got that first break. Then there are the talentless Biebers who somehow did make it. It’s enough to make you sick. … Continue reading →

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Series 7 (Review)

Posted on April 14, 2015 by OGR

Essentially a reality show about a bunch of randomly chosen adults selected to take part in a last man standing ‘Highlander’ type contest, Series 7 is a nice hook with depressingly bland bait. The 6 contestants are aged 18-72, from … Continue reading →

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The War of the Roses (Review)

Posted on April 13, 2015 by OGR

History will show that the ‘War of the Roses’ (1989 – 1989) was a brief and largely bloodless affair, though ended no less heated or bitter despite the extremely low body count. In fact it may be the smallest and inappropriately named … Continue reading →

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B Movie Haiku Reviews – File under ‘Lazy’: Stag Night of the Dead / Spiders / Septic Man

Posted on April 11, 2015 by OGR

This edition is deserving of scorn and derision. Even if the film itself exists in a possibly credible genre, providing at least the possibility of a decent film, the filmmakers ignored this fact in favour of churning out something quick … Continue reading →

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The Seventh Son (Review)

Posted on April 10, 2015 by OGR

Legend has it that the seventh son of a seventh son will arrive to save the land from terror. In modern society couples rarely have more than three kids, let alone seven, so unfortunately the odds of a seventh son … Continue reading →

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Falling Down (Review)

Posted on April 9, 2015 by OGR

D-Fens (Michael Douglas) is “Going home”. And woe betide any sucker who stands in his short sleeved business shirted way. Apparently in Los Angeles on this particular day, that’s just about every scumbag, low life and depraved individual you could … Continue reading →

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Mystery Men (Review)

Posted on April 7, 2015 by OGR

Mystery Men does for superhero parodies what Galaxy Quest did for sci-fi parodies, namely take a niche that I have the faintest interest in, and over the course of two hours snuff that interest out once and for all. In … Continue reading →

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Carlito’s Way (Review)

Posted on April 6, 2015 by OGR

Carlito’s Way used to be a Way of crime. It is in this prior Way that Carlito earned a profile and a rep. He also earned a lengthy sentence in prison. A sentence only avoided on a technicality created by … Continue reading →

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The William Shatner over-acting All-Stars list

Posted on April 4, 2015 by OGR

  When an actor starts out he or she initially strives simply to prove that they belong. If they grab their one in a million chance and forge beyond the ‘look you’re just not good looking enough to be an … Continue reading →

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