Monthly Archives: October 2010

The Matrix (Review)

So a few days ago I was told (slurred more aptly) that “you should do The Matrix”. Done and done. Before that though let’s get my disclaimers out of the way in a series of random thoughts, because if I … Continue reading

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Kill Bill Volume 2 (Review)

Click here for Volume 1. The thing I find amusing is that Kill Bill Volume 2 basically ignored 90% of the things that made the original Kill Bill so popular – and is all the better film for it. Gone … Continue reading

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Kill Bill (Review)

Quentin Tarantino’s 2 part ode to Uma’s 2 feet is an impressive but skitzophrenic effort. At times brilliant and inspired, at others indulgent and lazy, like he padded things out to build publicity and be seen as even “kookier” than … Continue reading

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Sherlock Holmes (Review)

Well colour me surprised. Sherlock Holmes is quite good. As anyone over say 25 knows Sherlock Holmes is a fictional character renowned for his powers of deduction and reasoning. Funny that after this film’s release anyone under 25 will think … Continue reading

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Eraserhead (Review)

Alright let’s not mess around… After a bizarre dream sequence (Was it a dream?) a meek guy with big hair and what seems to be groceries gingerly walks to his small apartment in a dilapidated complex located in a run … Continue reading

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Cabin Boy (Review)

I’d love to know who signed the check to finance this film, then again from the looks of things it might have been for $12.87 total. Chris Elliott gets his first and last headlining role on the back of lucking … Continue reading

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Asylum – AKA The Level (Review)

Aka The Level. This is what happens when you go to the DVD shop with some scrawled names on a bit of paper and no other info. I meant to rent a new film called Asylum that is apparently about … Continue reading

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Dinocroc Vs Supergator (Review)

I’ll admit it, the title got me, I also watched Boa Vs Python a couple years back. In the time it takes you to read this the creators of Dinocroc Vs Supergator will have concocted three more lousy films, that’s … Continue reading

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Spookies (Review)

I read about this film in a column on underrated movies. The article described how the filmmakers took two discontinued films and cut them together into one. I thought to myself: “Now how the fuck did they do that and … Continue reading

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Robin Hood (Review)

Let’s see, things I can do in 2 and a half hours: Drive the 220km to see my parents. Get a head start on a book. Do a few crosswords and sudokus – keeps the brain sharp. Have a good … Continue reading

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