Monthly Archives: July 2009

Double B Review – Borat / Bruno

Borat We made the inevitable decision to check out Bruno the other night, even though with these films the trailer often has the more memorable bits anyway. My wife mentioned we should check out Borat in the nights before heading … Continue reading

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Rogue Assassin (AKA War) (Review)

The DVD menu page used both titles, so Rogue Assassin (War) it is, although from here I will be using the mercifully shorter War. I recently watched Ghosts of Mars, which is clearly B-Movie hell. this is almost B-Movie heaven, … Continue reading

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John Carpenter’s Ghosts of Mars (Review)

I was channel surfing one evening and saw that this was coming up, now normally I would never bother, as I have seen it once and know it absolutely sucks, but for the sake of my regular reader I thought … Continue reading

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I Am Legend (Review)

I can’t explain just why the finale of I Am Legend sucks without major spoilers, so I’ll do that at the end of this review. When the initial teasers for this hit the cinema I looked into it, I knew … Continue reading

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Transsiberian (Review)

I borrowed this from a mate 6 weeks ago and have yet to watch it until now, mainly because the director of this made Session 9, that I’ve built up here. Because this seems to have slipped under the radar … Continue reading

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The Exorcist 3 (Review)

I had the misfortune of watching The Exorcist 2 a couple months back, if you can be bothered the review is here. The film was boring, lazy and in no way a worthy successor to the original film, so the … Continue reading

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Dead Birds (Review)

Cool title, crap film. This has such a basic plot that I’ll knock it off straight away so I can spend more time on why this sucks. After some rogue soldiers from the 1800s (1863 so we’re told), rob and … Continue reading

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Rogue (Review)

In choosing a follow up to his critically acclaimed (for some reason, because it was only OK) debut Wolf Creek Greg McLean chose an old favourite, the big scary animal movie. This time it is crocodiles, or crocodile to be … Continue reading

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Remember The Titans (Review)

  First things first, this is a Disney movie, so you know a few things before the movie even start: – There will be no profanity or particularly offensive remarks, (even though this is an historicall accurate race movie). – Even … Continue reading

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Jade (Review)

  I sought out Jade when Seth Rogen, (in The 40 Year Old Virgin), said to Steve Carrell: “Be a dick, be like David Caruso in Jade”. That sounded like reason enough to check out a film to me. I … Continue reading

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