Obvious spoilers to follow.
Man meets woman. They are inexplicably attracted despite no chemistry being evident.
Man gives woman an expensive first edition book.
She threatens to but does not leave.
Man tells woman he is sleazy and depraved.
Man gives woman a private helicopter ride.
She threatens to but does not leave.
Man explains the nature of his depravity. In detail.
Man buys woman new laptop computer.
She threatens to but does not leave.
Man shows woman the room filled with stuff that would indulge his depravity.
Man buys woman new car.
She threatens to but does not leave.
Man gives woman details of how he would indulge his depravity upon her. In detail. In a legally binding contract.
Man gives woman private glider ride.
She threatens to but does not leave.
Man and woman discuss the details of the contract. Exhaustively. For hours.
Man admits feelings of love for woman.
She threatens to but does not leave.
Woman consents to part of the contract.
Man gives woman 6 smacks on her bare bottom.
Woman is disgusted. Leaves.
Final Rating – WOMEN!?! #amirite