EVERY OGR FILM RATING!

EVERY SINGLE OGR FILM RATING

(Current to 31st January 2017)

Nearly 8 years, over 2,100 movies rated and counting… and here they all are for your dismissal.

It makes more sense to start with the cream before we drill down into the muddy depths, but just know if you can’t find some value in the top half of this list then you may be better served seeking the opinions of others beside myself.

By the way I am not hyperlinking the titles (that would take me months). But rest assured all of these films are reviewed on the site.

Might I suggest the ‘search’ on the right of screen>> ?

Cheers,
OGR

10/10 “Watching these films somehow made my life better.”

The Blues Brothers

Drunken Master 2

The Empire Strikes Back

Pulp Fiction

Terminator 2: Judgment Day

Tremors

9.5/10 “Absolutely lurrrrrve your work Sir (or Madam).”

Simply put, these are my favourite movies and I would rate each one of them as masterpieces in their respective genres. The films that leave you with a pleasant buzz for hours, even days after the first viewing.

Aliens

Armor of God

Coming to America

The Dark Knight

The Descent

Evil Dead 3: Army of Darkness

Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Major League

Oldboy

Star Wars

Toy Story 2

True Lies

Who Am I?

9.0/10 – “It’ll be hard for you to top this one.”

An instant “add” to my Blu-Ray collection, a 9.0 will be watched many times.

Batman Begins

Black Rain

Blood Diamond

Children of Men

The Crow

Danny the Dog: Unleashed

Dawn of the Dead 2004

Deep Cover

The Descent

Dragons Forever

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn

The Exorcist

The Fifth Element

Finding Nemo

Fist of Legend

Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai

Gone Baby, Gone

Groundhog Day

Guardians of the Galaxy

Hot Fuzz

Ice Age

The Incredibles

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark

Kiss of the Dragon

Looper

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

Mad Max: Fury Road

Monsters Inc

Police Story 2

The Professional

The Prophecy

Red Heat

The Ref

Reservoir Dogs

The Ring

Rumble in the Bronx

Session 9

Se7en

The Silence of the Lambs

The Sixth Sense

Three Kings

Toy Story

Up

Wheels on Meals

Zoolander

8.5/10 – “Look you can’t go wrong here.”

Greatness doesn’t mean absolute perfection. An 8.5 rating means I will introduce this film into conversations where we aren’t even discussing films, and urge those that share my tastes to seek this out.

The Adventures of Tintin

Armor of God 2: Operation Condor

Avatar

Back to the Future

Back to the Future 2

Being John Malkovich

Beverly Hills Cop

Big

Blackhawk Down

Blade Runner

Blade 2

Bowfinger

Brave

Brother

Chef

The Constant Gardener

Do the Right Thing

Evil Dead

Finding Neverland

The 40 Year old Virgin

Gone Girl

Good Will Hunting

Gravity

Hamburger Hill

Hard Boiled

The Hobbit 2: The Desolation of Smaug

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Iron Man

Iron Man 3

Kick-Ass

The Killer

The King of New York

L.A. Confidential

The Last Boy Scout

Lethal Weapon

Lethal Weapon 2

Let the Right one in

Near Dark

Pan’s Labyrinth

Planet Terror

Police Story 3: Supercop

Predator

Primer

Project A

The Raid: Redemption

Ratatouille

Return of the Jedi

Rocky

Rocky 2

Rocky 3

Shaun of the Dead

The Shawshank Redemption

Sleepy Hollow

Slither

Spartan

SPL

Sympathy for Mr Vengeance

The Terminator

The Thing 1981

This is 40

Toy Story 3

28 Weeks Later

The Usual Suspects

Winter’s Bone

8.0/10 “Now this is a movie.”

No-one goes to the movies to be underwhelmed. If I am forking over my dough for a ticket and 75C worth of popcorn and powdered Coke (for sixty bucks), this is where I set the bar…

A Bug’s Life

Adaptation

The Adventures of Ford Fairlane

Alien

Alien 3

An American Werewolf in London

Angel Heart

Animal Kingdom

The Babadook

Beverly Hills Cop 2

Big Fish

Big Hero 6

The Big Lebowski

Big Trouble in Little China

Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey

Birdman, or (the Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

Blade

Blind Fury

Bottle Rocket

The Bourne Ultimatum

Casino Royale

Chasing Amy

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

The Conjuring

Dark City

The Dark Knight Rises

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

Déjà vu

The Departed

Desperado

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

Dogma

Double Impact

Drag me to Hell

Enter the Dragon

Event Horizon

Ex Machina

Fargo

First Blood

The First Power

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Forrest Gump

Fresh

From Dusk Till Dawn

Full Metal Jacket

Ghost Town

The Great Muppet Caper

Hard Candy

Heat

Her

Human Traffic

Hurricane Streets

The Hurt Locker

I Love you, Man

In Bruges

Inception

Inside Out

Interstellar

Intouchables

Jackie Brown

Jarhead

JSA

Jurassic Park

Kill Bill Volume 1

Kill Bill Volume 2

Kingpin

The King’s Speech

Lock Stock, and two Smoking Barrels

Life of Pi

Marvel’s The Avengers Assemble

The Matrix

Mega-Piranha

Memento

Menace 2 Society

Men at Work

Misery

Mission Impossible 4: Ghost Protocol

Moneyball

Mystic River

Narc

Nightcrawler

9

Oculus

Ong-Bak

Pi

Platoon

Planes, Trains and Automobiles

Police Story

The Prestige

The Princess Bride

Quick Change

The Raid 2: Berendal

Rango

[Rec: 2]

Rocky 4

Romper Stomper

Rush Hour

Scott Pilgrim vs the World

See no Evil, Hear no Evil

Shaft

Shanghai Noon

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows

Shotgun Stories

Shrek

Sin City

Snatch

South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut

Starred Up

Stir Crazy

Superbad

Swingers

Sympathy for Lady Vengeance

Taken

Team America: World Police

Total Recall 1990

Triangle

Tropic Thunder

True Grit

True Romance

Twelve Monkeys

Tyrannosaur

Unbreakable

Undercover Brother

Upstream Color

Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

Wall-E

Warrior

Wayne’s World

The World’s End

7.5/10 – “Best described as ‘solid’…”

Look I quite liked this one, and I will likely check it out again at some point. (This is the lowest rating where I might consider actually shelling out $ for the Blu-Ray.)

1408

Adventureland

The Amazing Spider-Man

Another 48 Hrs

Apocalypto

Appaloosa

Argo

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

Back to the Future 3

Beasts of the Southern Wild

Bedevilled

Below

The Big Year

Black Dynamite

Black Sheep

The Blob

Blood and Bone

Blue Ruin

Borat

The Bourne Identity

The Bourne Supremacy

Bram Stoker’s Dracula

Brick

The Burbs

Cache

Captain America 2: The Winter Soldier

The Chaser

Clear and Present Danger

Cold in July

Constantine

Contagion

Cop Land

Crank: High Voltage

Crimson Tide

Cuban Fury

Daylight

The Dead

The Descent 2

The Devil’s Backbone

The Devil’s Double

The Disappearance of Alice Creed

District B13

District 9

Dog Soldiers

Donnie Darko

Dope

The Equalizer

Evil Dead 2013

The Exorcism of Emily Rose

Exorcist 3

Face / Off

Fallen

50 / 50

The Fighter

A Fish Called Wanda

Fist of Fury

Flight

48 Hours

Frailty

Frantic

The Fugitive

Fury

Ghostbusters 2

The Gift 2

The Girl who Played with Fire

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

Gladiator

Go

The Golden Child

The Good, the Bad, the Ugly

Goon

The Goonies

Gorgeous

Grave Encounters

Gremlins

The Grifters

The Hangover

Happy Gilmore

Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

Heartless

Hellboy 2: The Golden Army

High Fidelity

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies

The Horseman

How to Train Your Dragon 2

Hugo

Identity

The Incredible Hulk

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Infernal Affairs

Infernal Affairs 2

Internal Affairs

Inside Man

The Iron Giant

Jaws

Jennifer 8

John Wick

Juan of the Dead

Kindergarten Cop

Kingdom of Heaven

Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang

Knocked Up

Knowing

L.A. Story

Labyrinth

The Ladies Man

The Last Exorcism

The Last of the Mohicans

Lethal Weapon 3

Let me in

Liar, Liar

Little Big Soldier

Little Shop of Horrors

Lone Star

Lone Survivor

The Long Kiss Goodnight

The Lookout

The Lost Boys

Lovely Molly

Machete

Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior

Malcolm

Maniac

Man on Fire

The Man with Two Brains

Margin Call

Marked for Death

The Matador

Maximum Risk

Miller’s Crossing

Miracles

Monster’s University

Moonrise Kingdom

The Muppets 2011

Naked

New Jack City

127 Hours

Office Space

One False Move

Out of Sight

Over the Hedge

The Pact

The Pact 2

Parenthood

The Perfect Storm

Perfume

Piranha 3D

The Pirates: Band of Misfits

Poltergeist

Predator 2

Predestination

Presumed Innocent

Primal Fear

Prisoners

Prometheus

The Prophecy 2

Proof 1991

The Punisher

Rabbit Hole

Raising Arizona

Red Riding: In the Year of our Lord 1974

Red Riding: In the Year of our Lord 1983

Red Road

Reign of Fire

Renegades

Restraint

The Road

The Rock

Rocky Balboa

Ronin

Roxanne

Rush

Rush Hour 2

Rushmore

Safety not Guaranteed

Sexy Beast

Shallow Grave

Shanghai Knights

Sherlock Holmes

She’s out of my League

Shopgirl

Shoot ‘em Up

Signs

The Simpsons Movie

Sinister

The Skeleton Key

Skyfall

Snitch

Snowpiercer

The Spanish Prisoner

Spider-Man

Spider-Man 2

Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith

Stitches

The Sweet Hereafter

Thank you for Smoking

The Theory of Everything

This is the End

Three Fugitives

300

The Town

Toy Soldiers

Trance

Transsiberian

Trick ‘r’ Treat

The Troll Hunter

Twenty Four Hour Party People

21 Grams

21 Jump Street

22 Bullets

25th Hour

Under Siege

Undertow

Universal Soldier 4: Day of Reckoning

Unstoppable

The Warlords

Wayne’s World

Welcome to the Jungle AKA The Rundown

What About Bob

Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Win-Win

Wrong Turn 2: Dead End

You’re Next

Zathura

Zero Dark Thirty

7.0/10 – “This is OK, let’s see what you do next.”

A flick that is worth watching. It won’t ‘wow’ you, but will likely justify you spending a couple hours with it.

A Better Tomorrow 2

Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls

Action Jackson

Airheads

Alice in Wonderland

Alien: Resurrection

Alligator

Altered States

American Movie

Another Earth

Arachnophobia

As Above, So Below

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Bad Eggs

Bad Lieutenant – Port of Call: New Orleans

Beetlejuice

Behind Enemy Lines

Beowulf

Bernie

Big Ass Spider

The Big Hit

Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure

Black Christmas

Black Death

Blood Night: The Legend of Mary Hatchet

Blood Simple

Book of Blood

The Book of Eli

The Bourne Legacy

Breakdown

Broken Flowers

Brooklyn’s Finest

The Call

Candyman

Captain America: The First Avenger

Cars

Clockers

Closer

Coach Carter

Collateral

Colors

Commando

Conan the Barbarian

Conan the Barbarian 2011

Congo

Coriolanus

Crank

Dawn of the Dead 1978

Dead End

Death Race

The Deep

Despicable Me

At the Devil’s Door AKA Home

The Devil’s Own

The Dictator

Disorganised Crime

Django Unchained

Doc Hollywood

Donnie Brasco

Downtown

Dredd

The Eagle

Edge of Darkness

Edge of Tomorrow

Elysium

Escape from New York

The Expendables 2

Fair Game 2010

Falcon Rising

Fantastic Mr Fox

Fast Five

Fight Club

Flash Point

Fight Night 1985

The Fly

The Forsaken

Fright Night 2011

Gamer

The Gate

Get him to the Greek

Get Smart

Get the Gringo

The Ghost Writer

The Gift

Ginger Snaps 2: Unleashed

The Girl who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest

Gladiator 1992

A Good Day to Die Hard

Grabbers

Green Zone

The Grey

The Guard

Halloween

Harry and the Hendersons

Hart’s War

Hellboy

The Hidden

The Hitcher

Hoodlum

The Horde

The Host

Hostage

Hot Tub Time Machine

House

How to Train your Dragon

Hudson Hawk

Hunger

The Hunt for Red October

Ice Age 2: The Meltdown

Idle Hands

Idlewild

The Inbetweeners Movie

Innerspace

The Innkeepers

Insidious: Chapter 3

Insomnia

Into the Wild

It Follows

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Jimi: All is by my Side

John dies at the End

Journey to the Centre of the Earth

Joy Ride

Jurassic Park 2

Just Cause

Killer Joe

The Kingdom

Kingsman: The Secret Service

Kundun

Ladyhawke

The Last King of Scotland

Last Man Standing

The Last Seduction

Lawless

Lethal Weapon 4

The Limey

Limitless

The Lincoln Lawyer

Locke

The Lorax

Love and Other Drugs

Madagascar

Mad Max

Mama

The Mask

Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

Matchstick Men

The Matrix Reloaded

Merantau

Mercury Rising

Midnight Run

The Mist

Mo’ Money

Mr Nice Guy

Mud

Muppets Most Wanted

The Muppet Movie

My Blue Heaven

Natural Born Killers

A Night at the Roxbury

Nighthawks

A Nightmare on Elm Street 1984

Nuns on the Run

Old School

The Omen

Pandorum

Panic Room

Paranormal Activity

Paranormal Activity 3

Payback

Phonebooth

Pitch Black

Point Break

Policy Story 4: New Police Story

Pontypool

Predators

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

Project A 2

Pump up the Volume

Pusher

Q & A

Quantum of Solace

Rambo: First Blood Part 2

Rambo 4

Rampart

Ravenous

Raw Deal

[Rec]3

Red

Red Cliff 2

Red Dawn 1984

Red Riding: In the Year of our Lord 1980

Red Rock West

Resident Evil

The Revenant

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Rock ‘n’ Rolla

Rogue

Role Models

Romeo is Bleeding

Running Scared

Safe

Saving Grace

The Scorpion King

Scream

Scrooged

The Secret of my Success

The Sentinel 1978

Seven Psychopaths

Severance

Shaolin

Shooter

Shoot to Kill AKA Deadly Pursuit

Short Circuit

Shutter

Shutter Island

Sniper

The Social Network

Solaris

Solomon Kane

Source Code

Speed

Splinter

Split Second

The Square

Stir of Echoes

Stone Cold

Stripes

Suspect Zero

Take Shelter

Taking Care of Business

The Talented Mr Ripley

Tears of the Sun

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

Terminator: Salvation

Thor

300: Rise of an Empire

Time and Tide

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy

The Town

Trading Places

Traitor

Trees Lounge

Turner and Hooch

2012

Under Siege 2

Valhalla Rising

Vengeance

A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas

Undisputed 2: Last Man Standing

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

The Warrior’s Way

What If?

Where the Wild Things are

Witness

Wolf Creek

World War Z

The Wraith

Young Guns

Zombieland

RR: Rating Refused – I just couldn’t give it a rating – good or bad…

Excision

6.7 / 10 – Not quite worthwhile, not quite mediocre

Ant-Man

The Ruins

Sexy Killer

Straight Outta Compton

A Walk Among the Tombstones

Wanted

6.5/10 – “I like maybe that one scene”

(AKA “At least it had boobies.”) I would only watch this if it was on TV and nothing better was on, but I wouldn’t go out of my way to find track it down again.

The ABC’s of Death 2

The Accidental Spy

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

The Aggression Scale

Ali G Indahouse

The American

American Psycho

Angels and Demons

The Arrival

Assault on Precinct 13 2005

Attack the Block

Austin Powers in Goldmember

Bad Santa

Balls of Fury

The Bank Job

Bats

*batteries Not Included

The Battery

Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon

Big Fan

Big Man Japan

Bikini Summer

Bird on a Wire

Black Snake Moan

Bloodsport

Body Heat

The Bone Collector

Bound

The Box

Bronson

The Brotherhood of the Wolf

The Brothers Bloom

Bruce Almighty

Bruno

Bug

Bunraku

Byzantium

Carlito’s Way

Carriers

Cars 2

Cashback

Cellular

The Changeling

Chappie

Child’s Play

Choke

Chronicle

Clerks 2

Cliffhanger

Cloud Atlas

Cloverfield

Con Air

Contact

The Crazies

Crime Story

Cronos

Cube

Curse of Chucky

The Dead Outside

Dead Presidents

Death Race 2

Death Sentence

Deep Blue Sea

Devil in a Blue Dress

Dick Tracy

Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story

Eastern Condors

Eight Legged Freaks

El Gringo

Enemy Mine

Equilibrium

Eraser

Existenz

Exit through the Gift Shop

The Factory

The Fall

Faster

Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within

First Strike

Four Brothers

Frankenhooker

The Frighteners

Funny People

Get Low

The Glimmer Man

Godzilla

Ghostbusters

Grosse Pointe Blank

The Grudge

Guest House Paradiso

Gangster Squad

Ginger Snaps

Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning

Hanna

Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters

Hard Target

The Hard Way

Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

Harry Brown

Haywire

Heart Condition

A History of Violence

Hit and Run

Hitman

Horrible Bosses

A Horrible Way to Die

Hot Rod

House Party

How to Lose Friends and Alienate People

The Hudsucker Proxy

Hustle and Flow

The Iceman

Ichi the Killer

Idiocracy

i Heart Huckabees

Immortals

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Infestation

Inglourious Basterds

Instinct

The Interview

Ironclad

The Island

I-Spy

The Italian Job

It’s a Disaster

Jack the Giant Slayer

Joe Vs the Volcano

John Carpenter’s They Live

John Carter

Judgment Night

Julia’s Eyes

Jurassic Park 3

The Karate Kid 2010

Killer Elite

King Arthur

K-Pax

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

The Last Stand

Leviathan

Lock Up

A Low Down Dirty Shame

Lucy

Madeo (Mother)

Manic

The Matrix Revolutions

Memories of Murder

Men in Black 3

Mimic

Minority Report

Monsters vs Aliens

Moon

The Mummy Returns

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

The Muppets Take Manhattan

Napoleon Dynamite

The Nest

The Next Three Days

Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist

Ninja Assassin

No Good Deed

Non-Stop

Not Quite Hollywood

Now You See Me

Once Upon a Time in China

Once Upon a Time in Mexico

One Eight Seven

Ong Bak 2

The Orphanage

The Other Guys

The Others

Out for Justice

Over the Top

Pacific Rim

Pain and Gain

The People Under the Stairs

Pet Sematary

Pineapple Express

The Planet of the Apes 2001

The Polar Express

Premium Rush

Priest

The Prophecy 3: The Ascent

The Protector

Public Enemies

P2

Rambo 3

The Raven

Razorback

Reality Bites

[REC] 4: Apocalypse

Red Cliff

Red Eye

Red 2

Red Hill

Red Planet

Remember the Titans

Repo Men

Ricochet

Riddick

The Ring 2

Roadhouse

Robocop

Robocop 2

The Rookie

Safe House

Salt

San Andreas

Santa’s Slay

Scream 2

The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

Secret Window

Serenity

Short Circuit 2

Sgt Bilko

Shinjuku Incident

Shrek 4ever After

The Siege

Silent Hill

16 Blocks

Sky-Captain and the World of Tomorrow

Sleepwalkers

Small Soldiers

Society

Spanglish

Species 2

Spy

Stag Night

Star Wars 2: Attack of the Clones

Stoker

The Strangers

Striking Distance

Suck

Summer School

Sunshine

Super Troopers

Surveillance

Surviving the Game

Taken 2

Ted

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2

Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny

The Thing 2011

Thirst

30 Days of Night

30 Days of Night: Dark Days

A Thousand Words

Tombstone

Top Secret

The Tournament

Trainwreck

Transporter 2

Tremors 2: Aftershocks

Tron: Legacy

Trust

Tucker and Dale vs Evil

Turistas

22 Jump Street

28 Days Later

Twin Dragons

Twister

2 Guns

Underworld: Awakening

The Uninvited

Universal Soldier 3: Regeneration

Unknown

Victory

The Village

The Wackness

Wag the Dog

Wake of Death

The War of the Roses

Warlock

We are what we are (USA)

Wedlock

Weeds

Westworld

What we do in the Shadows

Wild Card

Windtalkers

The Wolverine

Wrong Bet

The Wrong Man AKA Lucky Number Slevin

Wrong Turn

X-Men: Origins

Youth in Revolt

Year One

Zack and Miri Make a Porno

Zatoichi the Blind Swordsman

Zero Effect

6.3 / 10 – Not quite mediocre, not quite crappy

The Watch

Wrath of the Titans

6.0/10 – “OK, so you made a movie, do you want a medal?”

Some might find some value, but I wouldn’t watch this again unless I absolutely had to.

The ABC’s of Death

A Better Tomorrow

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

The Abyss

The Adjustment Bureau

After.Life

After the Sunset

Alien Nation

All the Boys Love Mandy Lane

A Man Apart

American Mary

Anaconda

Animal

Apollo 18

Around the World in 80 Days

The Assassin

Assassins

Audition

The Avengers

Bad Neighbours

Bachelor Party

Bad Boys 2

Bait

Baseketball

Battle: Los Angeles

Behind Enemy Lines 2: Axis of Evil

Be Kind, Rewind

Blades of Glory

Blade: Trinity

Blitz

Blood: The Last Vampire

Blue Steel

Bolt

Bone Tomahwak

Bounty Killer

Bullet to the Head

Buried

The Burrowers

Cadillac Man

CB4

Centurion

Chaw

The Children

Class of 1984

The Clearing

Cobra

Code 46

Colombiana

Contraband

Cowboys and Aliens

Creepshow

Croupier

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Cyborg 2

Cypher

Dark Tide

Daybreakers

Dead and Buried

Dead Heads

Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid

Dead Snow

The Dead 2: India

Defendor

Deliver us from Evil

Demolition Man

Detention

Detention of the Dead

The Devil’s Chair

The Distinguished Gentleman

Don’t be Afraid of the Dark

Doom

Dorian Gray

Dressed to Kill

Drop Zone

Encino Man

Enemy

Everly

Eve’s Bayou

Evolution

Executive Decision

Exists

The Expendables 3

Falling Down

The Fan

Fearless

Fire Birds

The Foot-Fist Way

For a good time call…

Four Lions

Friday

Friday after Next

From Hell

Frontier(s)

Frozen

Galaxy Quest

The Game

The Ghost and the Darkness

The Great Raid

Give ‘em Hell Malone

Green Hornet

Green Lantern

Gremlins 2: The New Batch

Hall Pass

Hardware

Hatchet

Heart of Dragon

Heathers

Hell comes to Frogtown

Hercules

He was a Quiet Man

House of the Devil

How High?

The Hunger Games

I am Legend

Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

Idiot Box

I’m Gonna git you Sucka

The Incredible Burt Wonderstone

In Hell

Insidious

Insidious 2

In the Blood

In the Loop

In Time

Into the Blue

Into the Storm

Intruders

Invasion USA

The Invention of Lying

JCVD

Jeepers Creepers

Jennifer’s Body

Joe Dirt

Johnny Mnemonic

Journey 2: The Mysterious Island

Juice

Jumper

Jupiter Ascending

Jurassic World

Keeping the Faith

Kick-Ass 2

Killing Zoe

The King of Comedy

Kiss the Girls

Knock Knock

Kyonyu Dragon AKA Big Tits Zombie

Lara Croft 2: The Cradle of Life

Legion

Legionnaire

Lockout

The Lovely Bones

Mallrats

Man of Steel

The Man who wasn’t there

The Man with the Iron Fists

Max Payne

The Mechanic

Men in Black

Metro

Middle Men

The Ministers

Miracle Mile

Missing in Action

Mo’ Better Blues

The Money Pit

Monsters

The Mosquito Coast

The Mummy

Munich

My Father is a Hero

My Name is Bruce

My Stepmother is an Alien

National Lampoon’s European Vacation

Needful Things

The Negotiator

Nico: Above the Law

Nightbreed

Night of the Creeps

The Notorious Bettie Page

Nowhere to Run

Oblivion

Observe and Report

The Omen 2006

One Night at McCool’s

Only God Forgives

Open Water

Oz, the Great and Powerful

Paranormal Activity 2

Parker

Passenger 57

Paul

Pin

Punch-Drunk Love

Pure Luck

Puss in Boots

The Quick and the Dead

[REC]

Redemption

Red Scorpion

The Replacement Killers

Requiem

Retroactive

Rise: Blood Hunter

Rising Sun

Robin Hood

Sahara

Scanners

Screamers

Series 7

Shattered

Sightseers

The Sixth Day

The Slashening

Slaughterhouse-5

Sliver

Snake Eyes

So Close

So I Married an Axe Murderer

The Sorcerer’s Apprentice

Species

Spider-Man 2: Rise of Electro

Splice

Starsky and Hutch

Star Trek 2009

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace

Strange Days

Stuck

Suck

Sudden Death

Super

Surrogates

Takers

Tango and Cash

Ted 2

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Tequila Sunrise

Texas Killing Fields

Things to do in Denver When You’re Dead

The Thirteenth Warrior

Thunderbolt

Tower Heist

The Transporter

Transporter 3

Tremors 3: Back to Perfection

12 Rounds

Twilight

Twin Peaks: Fire-Walk with Me

Under the Skin

Underworld: Evolution

Undisputed

Undisputed 3

Universal Soldier

Vacancy

Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl

Virtuosity

Waist Deep

Walking Tall

Wanted: Dead or Alive

War AKA Rogue Assassin

The Warriors

Watchmen

Waterworld

The Way of the Gun

We are what we are (Mexico)

The Weather Man

Weekend at Bernie’s 2

We’re the Millers

What Lies Beneath

White Men Can’t Jump

Whiteout

Willard

Withnail & I

The Wolf of Wall Street

Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead

XXX 2: State of the Union

Yes Man

You don’t Mess with the Zohan

Young Adult

Greater than 0/10 less than 6/10 – Dear Film maker, whatever you were trying to achieve, you fucked… messed up.

I wouldn’t watch this again unless it was a drinking game or to show someone just how bad it was.

Hold on, from this point on it gets a little rough.

5.5 / 10

Aeon Flux

Air America

Air Force One

Alien vs Predator

Along came a Spider…

The Amityville Horror

Anacondas 2: Hunt for the Blood Orchid

Autopsy

Babylon A.D.

Bad Boys

Bad Milo

Bandidas

The Beaver

Behind Enemy Lines 3: Colombia

A Better Tomorrow 3

The Big Boss

Black Swan

Blind Date

Bloodrayne 3: The Third Reich

The Bone Snatcher

The Bonfire of the Vanities

Bubba Ho-Tep

Cape Fear

Casa De Mi Padre

The Cave

Chain Reaction

Chaos

Clash of the Titans

Collateral Damage

Conan the Destroyer

Crazy People

Cutthroat Island

Darkman 3

Darkness Falls

Dark Shadows

Dark Water

Date Night

Deadbirds

Death Race 3: Inferno

Death Warrant

The Demented

The Devil’s Advocate

The Devil Inside

Devil’s Playground

Deep-Star Six

The Dinosaur Project

Dodgeball

Domino

Don’t be a Menace to South Central while Drinking your Juice in the Hood

Down and Out in Beverly Hills

Dracula Untold

Drillbit Taylor

Eagle vs Shark

Easy A

Eden Lake

Enter the Void

Epitaph

Escape Plan

Fatal Attraction

Fear City

Feast

This Film is not yet rated

Firewall

Foxy Brown

Freddy vs Jason

From Dusk Till Dawn 3: The Hangman’s Daughter

From Paris with Love

Full Metal Yakuza

G.I. Joe: Retaliation

A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III

Gothic

Gothika

Grace

The Guest

Half Baked

Hancock

The Happening

Hard Rain

Hard to Kill

Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man

The Haunting in Connecticut

He got Game

HellDriver

Highlander

The Hills Run Red

Holy Man

Hot-Tub Time Machine 2

Howling Reborn

Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles

Into the Blue 2

Irma Vep

I Sell the Dead

Jack Frost 2

John Carpenter’s Vampires

Judge Dredd

Kairo (Pulse)

The Killer Inside Me

Kiss of Death

Knight and Day

Knights of Badassdom

Last Action Hero

Lesbian Vampire Killers

Little Miss Sunshine

Little Nicky

The Lone Ranger

The Losers

Love & a .45

The Loved Ones

MacGruber

Machete Kills

The Machine Girl

Made

Mars Attacks

Meatballs

Megamind

A Million Ways to Die in the West

Mobsters

The Myth

Nightwatch

Nothing but Trouble

The One

Our Idiot Brother

Pacific Heights

Paranormal Activity 4

Patrick 2013

Paycheck

Piranha 2: The Spawning

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

Poison Ivy

Poltergeist 2015

Poseidon

Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead

Primeval

The Prophecy 4: Forsaken

The Prophecy 5: Uprising

The Purge

The Reaping

Red Dawn 2012

Red State

The Relic

Resident Evil: Retribution

The Returned

R.I.P.D.

Robocop 2014

The Rocketeer

The Running Man

Rush Hour 3

School of Rock

Scream 4

Seed of Chucky

Sex-Tape

Sharknado

Showdown in Little Toyko

The Signal

Sin City 2: A Dame to Kill For

Smokin’ Aces

Snakes on a Plane

Sniper 2

Sniper 3

Speed Racer

Spider-Man 3

Spring Breakers

Starship Troopers

Streets of Fire

Survival of the Dead

Teeth

Terminal Velocity

Terminator Genisys

Thor 2: The Dark World

Three Amigos

Tokyo Raiders

Total Recall 2012

Twins

Uncle Buck

Underworld: Rise of the Lycans

Vampire’s Kiss

Van Helsing

Very Bad Things

Virus

Wanderlust

War of the Dead

Weird Science

XXX

5 / 10

Alien vs Predator: Requiem

Animal House

Armoured

Asylum

Bad Biology

Bad Johnson

Beastmaster

Beavis and Butt-Head do America

Black Mask

Blood Beach

Bloodrayne

Brain Smasher: A Love Story

Bridesmaids

Burke and Hare

Child’s Play 2

Chopping Mall

Coffy

The Collection

The Collector

Cop Out

Cradle 2 the Grave

Critters

Critters 2

Damned by Dawn

Darkman

Darkman 2

Dazed and Confused

Deadgirl

Death Proof

Death Race 2000

Devil

DOA: Dead or Alive

Doghouse

Don’t say a Word

Doomsday

Drive Angry

D-Tox (AKA Eye See You)

Due Date

Dumb and Dumberer

Escape from L.A.

Evil Feed

Feast 3: The Happy Finish

Final Analysis

Friday the 13th 2009

Fright Night 2

Ghost Rider 2: The Spirit of Vengeance

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (US)

Gran Torino

Grave Encounters 2

The Great White Hype

Growth

The Grudge 3

The Hangover 3

Hatchet 3

Hell Baby

The Hitch-Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

Hollow Man

Holy Motors

Honey

I, Frankenstein

The Invasion

I, Robot

Ironclad 2: Battle for Blood

Iron Sky

Ishtar

Jack Frost (Adults)

Jack Frost (Kids)

Jeepers Creepers 2

Jonah Hex

Kickboxer

Killer Klowns from Outer Space

Kite

Krull

Lap Dance

The Last Exorcism Part 2

Law Abiding Citizen

The Legend of Awesomess Maximus

Let it Ride

Let’s Scare Jessica to Death

Life after Beth

Look

The Lords of Salem

Maggie

The Majestic

The Man who Knew too Little

The Man with the Screaming Brain

The Medallion

Mega-Python vs Gatoroid

Modern Vampires

Mutant Chronicles

Next

Next Friday

Number 23

Nurse

Oldboy 2013

Osmosis Jones

Outlander

The Passion of Darkly Noon

Pathfinder

Pathology

The Postman

Powder Blue

Project X

The Purge: Anarchy

Quarantine

Queen of the Damned

The Reaping

Replicant

Resident Evil 2: Apocalypse

The Rite

Roadhouse 2

Rob B Hood

Runner Runner

Sabotage

Sanctum

A Scanner Darkly

The Scorpion King 3: Battle for Redemption

Scream 3

Season of the Witch

Secretary

Shakes the Clown

Sharktopus

Shocker

Silent Hill: Revelation

Spaceballs

The Specialist

Species 4: Awakening

Sphere

Starship Troopers 3: Marauder

Swordfish

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014

Teen Wolf

Tekken

10,000 B.C.

Tetsuo: Iron man

Texas Chainsaw 2013

13 Ghosts

30 Minutes or Less

Thunderbolt

The Time Machine

Tin Men

Tremors 4: The Legend Begins

Tremors 5: Bloodlines

Undead

A Vampire in Brooklyn

Vanishing on 7th Street

V for Vendetta

Village of the Damned

Warlock 3: The End of Innocence

Weekend at Bernie’s

Wild Target

Wolfcop

The Wolfman

The Woods

Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings

Yogi Bear

Zombeavers

4.51 / 10

Two Moon Junction

4.5 / 10 & Below. The Seventh Level of Suck.

There’s good/bad movies and bad/bad movies. Almost without exception the films below fall into the latter category… and they only get worse as you scroll further down.

4.5 / 10

Asylum AKA The Level

Backtrack / Catchfire

Battleship

Beverly Hills Cop 3

Bitch Slap

Bride of Chucky

Cabin Boy

Cheap Thrills

Children of the Corn

Child’s Play 3

Cool as Ice

Critters 3

The Crow: Wicker Prayer

Dinner for Schmucks

Disclosure

The Divide

Dumb and Dumber

End of Days

Feast 2: Sloppy Seconds

Four Rooms

Frankenstein 1994

Freaked

The Grudge 2

Hisss

Hollywood Shuffle

Ice Age 4: Continental Drift

In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

The Island of Dr Moreau

Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser

Let the Bullets Fly

Little Deaths

The Lost Boys 2: The Tribe

Madison County

Martyrs

Men in Black 2

Mortal Kombat

Mystery Men

Naked Fear

A Nightmare on Elm Street 2010

Not Another Teen movie

Nothing Left to Fear

Outbreak

The Protector 2

The Quest

Real Steel

Red Riding Hood

Repo Man

Robocop 3

Robogeisha

Romeo Must Die

The Roommate

Save the Green Planet

The Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior

Second in Command

Set-Up

Seventh Son

Species 3

Spiders

Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3

The Three Musketeers

Trailer Park of Terror

The Tuxedo

Ultraviolet

Vampire Diary

The Ward

Warlock 2: The Armageddon

What Just Happened?

Why don’t you Play in Hell?

Wrong Turn 5: Bloodlines

Zapped… Again

4 / 10

Alone in the Dark

Bad Teacher

Bloodrayne 2: Deliverance

Booty Call

Bucky Larsen: Born to be a Star

The Bunker

The Cable Guy

Changing Lanes

Chromeskull: Laid to Rest 2

City Hunter

The Class of Nuke ‘em High

Clive Barker’s The Plague

Clown

Critters 4

DareDevil

The Day the Earth Stood Still 2008

Dead Shadows

Dinocroc vs Supergator

Elektra Luxx

Erotibot

Fled

Half Past Dead

The Hard Corps

Hatchet 2

Hell Ride

Hobo with a Shotgun

Hollow Man 2

Jade

Laid to Rest

Land of the Lost

Lifeforce

London

Miami Connection

Monkeybone

The Order

Outback (Wake in Fright)

Phantoms

Punisher: War Zone

Raze

Red Canyon

Reindeer Games

Resident Evil: Afterlife

Revenge of the Ninja

Rocky 5

Septic Man

Shark Night

Sleeping Beauty

Spawn

The Spirit

The Spy next Door

S.W.A.T.

Sucker Punch

Trespass

Tusk

Undead or Alive

Universal Soldier 2 The Return

Venom

Versus

Violet & Daisy

The Wicker Man

3.5 / 10

The Adventures of Pluto Nash

Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever

Crossworlds

Double Team

Evan Almighty

Guilty of Romance

Gulliver’s Travels

Horny House of Horror

Jingle all the way

Knock Off

Mask of the Ninja

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

Ninjas vs Vampires

Nude Nuns with Big Guns

Sorority Row

Stealth

Teen Wolf Too

The Vanguard

Who’s Your Caddy

Wild, Wild West

3 / 10

Anchorman

Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues

Armageddon

Bulletproof Monk

Burn Hollywood, Burn

Dolomite

Exorcist 2: Heretic

Hardbodies

Howard the Duck

Jackie Chan: Kung Fu Master

John Carpenter’s Ghost of Mars

John Carpenter’s Prince of Darkness

Muck

Pootie Tang

S.F.W.

Skyline

Spookies

Troll 2

The Woman

X-Tro

2.5 / 10

Deep Rising

Desert Heat

Eraserhead

Rollerball 2002

Satan’s Little Helper

Single White Female 2

Stag Night of the Dead

Just… ewwww – Look I actually hope you haven’t read this far. 

2 / 10

Bikini Girls on Ice

The Cabin in the Woods

Dark Star

The Gallows

Internet Dating

National Lampoon’s Dirty Movie

1.5/10

Lake Placid 3

Tank Girl

1/10

Bloodwood Cannibals

0.5 / 10

Zombie Women of Satan

So Congrats ‘Zombie Women of Satan’, you’re the worst film that I have reviewed in 7 years. Who would have thought a film with that title wouldn’t be a classic…?

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While I try to throw a joke or two into proceedings when I can all of the opinions presented in my reviews are genuine. I don't expect that all will agree with my thoughts at all times nor would it be any fun if you did, so don't be shy in telling me where you think I went wrong... and hopefully if you think I got it right for once. Don't be shy, half the fun is in the conversation after the movie.
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