That’s the last straw! I have tried to stick up for Japsanity – and in recent years Canada’s arrival in the low budget exploitation market – but diminishing returns are no longer worth the taking of chances and the wasting of blood cells.
I can either stop drinking on weekends, or cut this type of crap from my movie diet. And frankly, this was an easier choice than I expected.
If nothing else I hope these next 130 odd words save you from wasting a couple hundred minutes.
The ‘Fuck-Bombers’ are a small group of guerrilla filmmaking teens hoping fervently that they might one day make the ‘Perfect Movie’
Elsewhere a gang boss hunts for his estranged daughter, a once cherubic toothpaste commercial star. The gang boss feel his now grown daughter can recapture her charm and become a star, but she is no longer interested in pursuing such things.
It takes 100 minutes to bring these parties together, and another 20 to prove beyond doubt that no-one was right.
There are no stars here, let alone perfect movies. Instead the usual over-acting, screamed dialogue, bug eyes and ridiculous reactions to any and all news. A 130 minute gumbo of half baked ideas and enough CGI blood to fill 37 computer generated barrels.
Final Rating – 4.5 / 10. My version of hell has this playing on a loop.
An idea. Let’s pit Japan and Canada in a ‘to the death’ battle, because when two film industries continue churning out mindless lazy crap like this; there can be only one. Actually, preferably none.
