Monthly Archives: May 2015

The Time Machine (Review)

You would think a film titled The Time Machine would make more use of – and give more importance to – some sort of time machine. You’d be wrong. Alex (Guy Pearce) is an academic besotted by two things; his … Continue reading

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Thirteen Ghosts (Review)

Thirteen Ghosts is a trip to the beach in Summer with an esky full of beer… and four people that you cannot stand the sight of. A decent idea with entirely inappropriate ingredients that leaves you wishing you had chosen to … Continue reading

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Down and Out in Beverly Hills (Review)

Jerry (Nick Nolte) is a Beverly Hills hobo, down on his luck in the land of empty wealth and asinine humanity. Upon losing his dog during a concrete nap (the non-mobster kind), Jerry decides that’s enough, and walks into the deep … Continue reading

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Everly (Review)

You could be forgiven for wondering if Everly opens half way through. As the film opens our hero Everly (Salma Hayek) appears already bloodied, bruised and – for no reason explained in the film – totally nude. She enters a … Continue reading

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The Iceman (Review)

The Iceman tells the story of a man who lead a double life for many decades. In his most coveted and valued role Richie Kuklinski (Michael Shannon) was a devoted family man, fiercely protective of his wife Deborah (Winona Ryder) … Continue reading

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Tombstone (Review)

At its core Tombstone is pretty much a tale of a doomed romance between two mismatched individuals who – despite being very much in mutual admiration – are just too different to co-exist. The fact that these two are macho … Continue reading

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Kiss of Death (Review)

It’s strangely ironic that Nicolas Cage starred in a film called Kiss of Death, seeing as that is what he is now commonly seen as when attached to a new film. But Kiss of Death really isn’t a Nicolas Cage … Continue reading

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The Equaliser (Review)

Bob (Denzel Washington) has a menial repetitive job with low pay. He bothers no-one and keeps to himself. Sure he chats and is amiable, but in an instantly forgettable way. He’s the quiet guy in the diner eating his usual … Continue reading

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John Wick (Review)

  This is John Wick when not angry; with his loving wife taken by an insidious disease, and his career of great violence ceased by personal choice, John Wick is a man without a purpose. He shuffles his beautiful house, … Continue reading

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