Monthly Archives: March 2014

Revenge of the Ninja (Review)

In ancient Japan. The 1970s. Ninjas came to kill his family. They succeed. Ninjas shouldn’t hang around after killing his family. Especially ninjas who make zero attempt to blend in. Also ninjas who seem very bad at the stealth and … Continue reading

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Robocop – 2014 (Review)

  Robocop 1.0 was released to the world in 1987. It was an R rated movie in that kinda, sorta, not really way. Like Jessica Simpson might have thought of herself as a respected singer; while the pubic thought kinda… … Continue reading

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Witness (Review)

The Amish aren’t a chatty bunch. At least not with outsiders. Let’s just say ‘sharing personal info’ isn’t high on their list of priorities. So when single mother Rachel (Kelly McGillis) takes her young son Samuel for his first trip … Continue reading

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Wanted: Dead or Alive (Review)

Nick Randall (Rutger Hauer) is a former cop turned bounty hunter. An unflappable, immovable finder of wrong doers with a magnificent dirty blonde centurion helmet of mulletted hair. Nick has few friends aside from one cop who he once worked … Continue reading

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Spaceballs (Review)

If ANY of the following from this Star Wars spoof seems instantly hilarious and unmissable; – A bad guy is named Colonel Sanders… – Another is named Major Asshole – The Darth Vader guy is called Dark Helmet… – He … Continue reading

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DareDevil: A Protest Review

Superheroes by definition should be better than us. More noble. More principled. Better equipped to handle extraordinary situations and the threat of whatever evil is on the menu at any given time. In short they should be at least a … Continue reading

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300: Rise of an Empire (Review)

The blood of the 300 noble Spartans is yet to congeal upon their motionless and hairless pecs as 300: Rise of an Empire opens. A film that is neither a true prequel nor a sequel, somehow taking place before, during … Continue reading

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Snake Eyes (Review)

It is the night of the big fight, a heavyweight match between the champ and the contender. Everyone who is everyone is at the big fight. Rick Santoro (Nicolas Cage) is there ringside. Santoro is a cop. A local identity … Continue reading

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The Talented Mr Ripley (Review)

New York City – 1950s(?) When Tom Ripley (Matt Damon) continued a stranger’s mistaken assumption too far, he had no idea of the implications this opportunistic white lie would cause to him and others. Shortly after Tom found himself on … Continue reading

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Alligator (Review)

In an amazingly effective sequence that sets up all that follows, a young girl witnesses a man being savaged by an alligator at an animal park and then decides that she was more sympathetic to the alligator. Not only does … Continue reading

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