Category Archives: Movie Marathons

The Universal Soldier Quadrilogy Review

It’s funny that  everyone – and by everyone I mean me – thinks of Universal Soldier as being a child of Van Damme and Dolph, for while were around at the moment of creation, this franchise would have been but … Continue reading

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Bloodrayne Movie Trilogy Review

At a conceptual level at least Bloodrayne had a chance. It cannily cast Amazonian (and admitted nudist) Kristanna Loken hot on the heels of her Terminator 3 coming out party as the sexy half-vampire Rayne. It eschewed the box-office helping … Continue reading

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Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (& Cradle of Life) Duology Review

Lara Croft is born of privilege. Lara Croft sends the boys crazy. And I know why. (And it isn’t JUST because she has a great rack.) Lara is rich, not NBA player rich, NBA TEAM OWNER rich. The kind of … Continue reading

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Men in Black Trilogy Review

Men in Black Your Men in Black enjoyment level will rely upon your definition of ‘fun’. If it is ‘fun’ for you to watch Will Smith playing a hip and streetwise cop that is in reality as edgy and gritty … Continue reading

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Starship Troopers Trilogy Review

In my opinion perhaps the best conceived kid’s show on TV is Dinosaur Train. After all if you line up a bunch of five year old boys and ask them about the stuff they love, you can guarantee that among … Continue reading

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The Scorpion King Trilogy Review

I’ve said it before, but The Rock is the logical heir to Arnie’s throne as the reigning beefy action star. For all of Arnie’s failings while onscreen your eyes were drawn to him even as his films grew increasingly crappy … Continue reading

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The Daniel Craig as James Bond 007 Trilogy review / Casino Royale / Quantum of Solace / Skyfall

Bond… James Bond Like almost everyone I know the run-of-the-mill Bond facts, unlike the devoted fans and even casual movie goers I know precious little else. In fact my combined knowledge of the James Bond mythology is probably embarrassingly simplistic … Continue reading

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Species Quadrilogy Review

Species has already been written and imagined a million times. And I’m not referring to Lifeforce or Star Trek or Return of the Jedi with the gold bikini. I’m talking about in the mind of every teenage boy to have … Continue reading

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Sniper Trilogy Review

Anyone who has ever played a First Person Shooter game knows that the Sniper rifle is arguably the most fun weapon to virtually use to take out bad guys, aliens and rogue hippopotami. Perhaps after the shotgun but I am … Continue reading

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The Rocky Balboa Anthology 1-6 Undisputed Collection Review

I can’t name a film series that spans more than four parts that I appreciated more than Rocky. Though in truth I don’t think it has that much competition. I don’t care for Star Trek. I thought the Star Wars … Continue reading

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