Category Archives: Jason Statham

Chaos (Review)

When a Statham movie can’t stand out from 12 other Statham movies that can’t be a good thing, after all the man is hardly a purveyor of fine arts. Actually Chaos might stand out a little, but for all the … Continue reading

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The Bank Job (Review)

Like a real bank job – that being an occupation in the banking industry and not a hold up of a financial institution – here is a film that is quite dry and process driven, often even a little boring, … Continue reading

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The Expendables 2 (Review)

The Expendables burst out of the retirement home in 2009, with a cast of the who’s who of action – 20 years ago, who despite the ravages of age rocked huge biceps and tiny ‘roid influenced testicles. Unfortunately its steadfast … Continue reading

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Safe (Review)

There is an ethical teaser posed to the non-violent that goes something like ‘would you kill an animal if it meant saving another animal?’ The follow up being ‘what about if it meant saving a thousand animals?’ In Safe Jason … Continue reading

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B Movie Haiku Reviews: The Video Game adaptations. DOA / In the name of the King / Tekken

Bit bored with shlock lately, felt like checking out some all new schlock populated with characters from video games. You can’t go wrong with video game adaptations right? Right??? Ight… Ight… Wow is there an echo in here? Well as … Continue reading

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London (Review)

For some inexplicable reason my unnecessary defense of Jason Statham’s mostly mindless – yet undeniably entertaining – action film career somehow manages to attract visitors to my site even in periods when he doesn’t have a film to shill (that … Continue reading

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The Transporter Trilogy Review

For a supposedly revered trilogy of modern day action films ‘The Transporter’ series is surprisingly – and uniformly – bad. Perhaps it is Jason Statham’s evolution as an action hero, perhaps it is the cool cars – I can tell … Continue reading

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Killer Elite (Review)

Decent cast. Decent action. Terrible title. Average film. History lesson: In the late 1970s the British SAS may – or may not have – committed some acts that blurred the lines of war and war-crime. Killer Elite takes the perspective … Continue reading

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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (Review)

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels sparked a short lived spate of samish wannabes of vast ensemble casts spouting salty dialogue in unique circumstances, much of it from director Guy Ritchie himself. But you can’t go past Lock, Stock as … Continue reading

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Jet Li’s ill fated trip to America: Romeo Must Die / The One / Cradle 2 the Grave (Review)

In the late 90s Jackie Chan was ruling the martial arts world and people started looking for the ‘next big thing’. Jet Li seemed like – and should have been – the ideal successor to the Chan throne, but in … Continue reading

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