Category Archives: Bruce Willis

Beavis & Butt-Head Do America (Review)

Beavis and Butt-Head are a pair of clueless, metal loving teenage morons who spend their entire waking existence in front of the TV making grunting and grating noises, the most annoying of which is their attempts at speech. I watched … Continue reading

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Hart’s War (Review)

Hart’s War takes those two box office juggernauts, the trial film and the largely action free World War 2 film and quite sensibly combines the two, leading to the inevitable… well let’s just say it shouldn’t have come as a … Continue reading

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16 Blocks (Review)

The last thing Jack Mosely (Bruce Willis) needed after pulling an all nighter was overtime. Already drained of energy and desperate for that refreshing 8AM drink that only alcoholics could appreciate, Jack resisted as long as he could before succumbing … Continue reading

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Mercury Rising (Review)

Former FBI undercover agent Jeffries (Bruce Willis) is unceremoniously ‘desk bunnied’ after reacting extremely unfavourably when his long term operation is blown by unthinking superior intervention. Despite this occupational limitation Jeffries is called upon to handle the aftermath of an … Continue reading

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A Good Day to Die Hard: Die Hard 5 (Review)

Look out Russia. Forget the goodwill built over the past decades since the Cold war with US that had the globe on the edge of world war. John McClane (Bruce Willis… duh) is vacationing in Moscow, and he’s decided it’s … Continue reading

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Hostage (Review)

I don’t know if it is the presence of Bruce Willis that elevates mediocrity into worthwhile status, or if perhaps he is gifted a lot of decent but not great projects. Regardless of the truth Bruce stars in a large … Continue reading

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The Wrong Man AKA Lucky Number Slevin (Review)

The Wrong Man starts off badly but builds steam gradually. The lead off is a misguided Tarantino-lite story that is supposed to grab your attention, only it is nowhere near as clever as it thinks it is and frankly gives … Continue reading

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SetUp (Review)

If you’re a no-name actor in an especially uncreative film the Missus whispering ‘Come home soon’ in your ear as you leave the house is essentially the kiss of death. So when Sonny (50 Cent) and Vincent (Ryan Phillippe) pick … Continue reading

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Looper (Review)

It is the future; 2044 specifically. This is no Blade Runner future with a squillion new inventions and ultra-cool gadgets, if anything the divide between the rich and the poor seems to have narrowed, although unfortunately the overall tilt seems … Continue reading

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The Expendables 2 (Review)

The Expendables burst out of the retirement home in 2009, with a cast of the who’s who of action – 20 years ago, who despite the ravages of age rocked huge biceps and tiny ‘roid influenced testicles. Unfortunately its steadfast … Continue reading

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