Category Archives: Special Requests

Fifty Shades of Grey (Spoiler-Free Review)

They couldn’t be more alike. She is Anastasia (but you can call her Anna), a mousy insecure university student with a sensible cardigan and budget haircut. She can’t finish a sentence without becoming flustered. He is Christian Grey (but you … Continue reading

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*SPOILERS* Fifty Shades of Grey (Spoiler-filled Protest Review)

Obvious spoilers to follow. Man meets woman. They are inexplicably attracted despite no chemistry being evident. Man gives woman an expensive first edition book. She threatens to but does not leave. Man tells woman he is sleazy and depraved. Man … Continue reading

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Hawk the Slayer (Review)

“You’re, gonna laugh. You’re gonna cry.” That’s either a warning that there’s a Keeping up with the Kardashians marathon coming up, or a a cautious endorsement of a film. In the case of Hawk the Slayer, suggestor Gaylord69 is half … Continue reading

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The Debt (Review)

This will not be an exhaustive, blow by blow description of The Debt. That’s not because it is a lesser film. Far from it. It is because saying too much about the plot risks either giving too much away or … Continue reading

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The Slashening (Review)

It was actually over a month ago when an email popped into my intray. I have no idea how it came about but the email informed me of the arrival of a new film entitled The Slashening, with a link … Continue reading

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DareDevil: A Protest Review

Superheroes by definition should be better than us. More noble. More principled. Better equipped to handle extraordinary situations and the threat of whatever evil is on the menu at any given time. In short they should be at least a … Continue reading

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Battleship (Review)

Ordinarily there would be a less than zero chance of me watching a film like Battleship. However a few weeks ago at work a kindly¬†gent took the time to sketch out the film’s plot. He missed my wry grin and … Continue reading

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B Movie Haiku Review Special Event: Sharknado!

I normally wait until I have a few of these before I put these types of reviews on site. But it appears that Sharknado! cannot be denied. This one is for the Mastah… Sharknado As with most Sci-Fi channel movies, … Continue reading

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The Daniel Craig as James Bond 007 Trilogy review / Casino Royale / Quantum of Solace / Skyfall

Bond… James Bond Like almost everyone I know the run-of-the-mill Bond facts, unlike the devoted fans and even casual movie goers I know precious little else. In fact my combined knowledge of the James Bond mythology is probably embarrassingly simplistic … Continue reading

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Intouchables (Review)

Driss is a tall, dark and handsome lad of Senegalese descent. He is irreverent, brash, talkative and charismatic. He is also possessing of some bad habits, which explains his six month ‘holiday’, and upon his return to his family home … Continue reading

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