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Category Archives: JCVD
Death Warrant (Review)
This one at least looked interesting on the cover, and it was written by the guy who rebooted Batman and wrote Blade 2, so I had moderately high hopes. JCVD is a cop hunting a serial killer known as the … Continue reading
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Maximum Risk (Review)
Hey-Ho. No-one was more surprised than me when it came time to watch Maximum Risk. This film is actually pretty good as far as mindless action pics go, and especially when compared with most other JCVD films that I have … Continue reading
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Bloodsport (Review)
There is a full contact fighting tournament in Hong Kong. It is supposedly hush-hush but everyone seems to know about it. JCVD skips the army to be there. There are way too many pointless flashbacks, although it was funny to … Continue reading
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Sudden Death (Review)
This is no better than at least 5 other JCVD films that I have watched in this testing last month, yet I will probably give it a bigger write up than any of those. Why? Because it tries so damn … Continue reading
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Second In Command (Review)
Looks like someone wanted to make a film badly enough that they didn’t care how it turned out. This is the result. There is “civil unrest” in Moldavia, and several citizens have taken it upon themselves to try to oust … Continue reading
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Knock Off (Review)
Welcome to the first of too many JCVD Van Dammathonne reviews. You will note that they are far more succinct than my “standard” movie discussions but then again plot is hardly a massive consideration when greenlighting a JCVD flick. This … Continue reading
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Desert Heat (Review)
This film sucks on every level. It is so bad that I am sure if JCVD ever made a big film with a huge payday his first act would be to buy every copy of this DVD and burn it. … Continue reading
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The Hard Corps (Review)
This is JCVD’s effort to break into another market, the mainstream has obviously eluded him, so here he tries to get into the Tyrese, DMX, gangsta-cred crowd. A black rapper gets out of jail, it looks like he plans to … Continue reading
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Wrong Bet / Lionheart (Review)
This was Wrong Bet when I watched it, and given that half way through the final fight it is the phrase JCVD spits out to his buddy it is what I know it as. (The reason it was also called … Continue reading
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Nowhere to Run (Review)
This was smack dab in the middle of the “let’s try to make him a big star rather than a VHS guy”. All I can say after watching it is that they didn’t try hard enough. In the opening scenes … Continue reading
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