Category Archives: Crappy Horror Movies

Zombie Women of Satan

Posted on August 15, 2010 by OGR

The quick version goes like this: There are films that are terrible but worth a look for certain reasons, even if only one reason. These may include; Outlandish plot devices Nudity Over the top action and cheesy effects Stupid humour … Continue reading →

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Splice

Posted on August 12, 2010 by OGR

Immediately after Splice finished I sat for a second and pondered what I had watched. In the end I thought what I might say if the following exchange happened: Random Guy – “You seen Splice?” Me – “Yep” Random Guy … Continue reading →

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After.life

Posted on August 1, 2010 by OGR

The odd thing about after.life is that there are a lot of things in the film that either don’t go anywhere or simply aren’t required, and an equal number of things that are totally illogical and out of place.  Paul … Continue reading →

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The Prophecy 3: The Ascent

Posted on July 23, 2010 by OGR

The Prophecy rocked, the second was an unexpected quality follow up, so what’s wrong with The Prophecy 3: The Ascent? Well nothing really, but there is so little new stuff that it comes across as a pale facsimile of the … Continue reading →

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Versus

Posted on June 11, 2010 by OGR

  Remember when you were at school and the teacher reminded you that you had an assignment or project due the next day, and that you had been aware of it for three months. And you hadn’t even started yet…  … Continue reading →

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A Nightmare on Elm Street 2010

Posted on May 27, 2010 by OGR

Freddy was naughty (parents learned), He got caught-(he then got burned), Now he hunts teens, in their dreams, ‘N kills them shorties, all in turn. Freddy is a serial killer who kills teens while they sleep by infiltrating their dreams. … Continue reading →

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How to ensure a Wasted Evening.

Posted on May 15, 2010 by OGR

I’ve said it before, but perhaps I wasn’t listening hard enough. Never go into a video store without some sort of vague plan of what you want! Anyway dumb-ass me goes to the video shop. I already know exactly what … Continue reading →

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Outback (Wake in Fright)

Posted on May 12, 2010 by OGR

So Quentin Tarantino right, he’s got good taste you would think? Wouldn’t you? In the recent doco Ozploitation about underrated or forgotten Australian small budget “classics” Tarantino raved about a film made in the 70s called Wake in Fright, calling … Continue reading →

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The Crazies

Posted on May 1, 2010 by OGR

I feel bad labeling this a crappy horror movie, because it isn’t really. It has no real dull patches or obviously bad  bits, there are just too few good moments or scenes. This is actually a prime example of all … Continue reading →

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Survival of the Dead

Posted on April 22, 2010 by OGR

A letter to George Romero: Dear George, We get it. You invented the modern zombie film. You used shuffling zombies to build tension and gore effects that went beyond what anyone else was doing at the time to unsettle your … Continue reading →

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